I still hate this place

[ram_this]

I've spent the past day trying to get those birds out of my engines. Unfortunately it seems the heat generated from my flying around has baked their last remains to the insides and I can't get that slag out by myself

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[the_twin_beaks]

I' would gladly volunteer to help you, Ram...

[ram_this]

That's all well and good, except I don't trust you anywhere near me, much less inside of me.

[the_twin_beaks]

Oh, Ram. You know I wouldn't do anything bad to you...

[ram_this]

No, I'm afraid you'd have far too much fun with it, which is not what is wanted or required for such a task.

[bombsbombs_away]

You and what army, needle-head?

[ram_this]

Just you and me, fragger. Or should I say, just me?

[bombsbombs_away]

More like you scattered over ten square miles of landscape.

[ram_this]

I would be thoroughly impressed if you could accomplish such a feat. I highly doubt you have the ability to do so, but it'll be fun to see you try anyway.

[thtaintfriendly]

The fact that you can't dodge native wildlife does not speak well for the already-poor state of your processors, Ramjet.

[ram_this]

It was they who failed to dodge me. Get your facts straight.

[thtaintfriendly]

The facts as I see them are that you're covered with organic bird sludge and I'm not.

[ram_this]

And this isn't my fault.

[purplepoof]

*guffaws so damn hard*

The perfect example of conehead stupidity right here folks!

Do you go crunch whenever you switch modes now, Ramjet?

*so hard to talk when you're snickering, really*

[ram_this]

Call me stupid all you want, you glorified hovercraft. I can still slag your worthless aft any day.

And I don't crunch nearly as loudly as your wings will when I find you.

[purplepoof]

Hovercraft? Pfft.

So you say. Better not, though. Wouldn't want the medics to have to fix us your slagged aft so soon after getting here, huh?

[ram_this]

It's not my aft you should be worried about.

...

Forget I said that.

[destructionxsix]

It's almost an improvement, but you still look like slag. Some things you just can't fix.

[ram_this]

Why is it that no one has the capacity to appreciate us coneheads?

I can only do so much with an Earth alt mode, you know.