I still hate this place

[ram_this]

I've spent the past day trying to get those birds out of my engines. Unfortunately it seems the heat generated from my flying around has baked their last remains to the insides and I can't get that slag out by myself

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[the_twin_beaks]

I' would gladly volunteer to help you, Ram...

[ram_this]

That's all well and good, except I don't trust you anywhere near me, much less inside of me.

[the_twin_beaks]

Oh, Ram. You know I wouldn't do anything bad to you...

[ram_this]

No, I'm afraid you'd have far too much fun with it, which is not what is wanted or required for such a task.

[the_twin_beaks]

But Ram baby! You know I pride myself on being thorough!

You're engines will be like they were fresh from the factory when I through with you!

[ram_this]

...
No.