MOTORMASTER.
I do not make idle threats. The next time I see you, I will kill you.

Anyone who sees this sorry excuse for a glitch can slag him for me. But I want the satisfaction of seeing his spark extinguished by my own claws.

( Encrypted to the Stunticons who AREN'T Motormaster )

...what...the FRAG...

It would be nice to have a little warning the next time someone or something decides it'll be nice to literally CRASH INTO MY TEMPORARY LIVING SPACE.

Just when I thought this ordeal couldn't get any worse...

( [[ENCRYPTED to the coneheads]] )

I've spent the past day trying to get those birds out of my engines. Unfortunately it seems the heat generated from my flying around has baked their last remains to the insides and I can't get that slag out by myself ( Read more... )

I've been here all of what, two hours? I hate this place already. Everything's small. Earth jets are ugly (ugh, Primus help me, I need to find a better alt mode before I hurt something). There are FLYING THINGS that keep getting sucked into my fragging intakes. The only potentially redeeming quality about this miserable planet is that there are so ( Read more... )