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i recognized the breeze tonight...
it was the atlantic ocean and she asked why i've been away for so long. i'll be back one day. -
i want to go to chinatown tomorrow...
just to see if it's still there. -
i'm practicing a new therapy...
it's called "masturbationology". breathe in the bad stress, shoot out the white mess.
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it's refreshing. works great by yourself or in groups of two or more. -
i may read on the way to work tomorrow...
what do i have to lose? i'll go with some chuck p. i think i've read about 2% of the books that i've purchased throughout the years. -
i used the broiler yesterday for the first ever...
i'm 40 years old and i don't think using a broiler for the first time should be considered a big accomplishment. but it is for me. i realized that the broiler is like a bbq grill on top of your food. totally amazing stuff. i loved it so much that i used the broiler after i baked some chicken thighs for an hour. i said "hell yeah, i'm fixing to ( Read more... ) -
there's an imaginary cottage i want to move into...
i think about the cottage all the time. it's mostly in new england. sometimes it's in the pacific northwest. i see trees and a stream nearby. if it were in new england, there would be a lake instead of a stream. most of the floors are wood, but there is some ceramic. the living room always smells like coffee. the kitchen smells like fish and ( Read more... ) -
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hello, livejournal. it's been a while. what have i been doing? not much. i spent many years working at a law firm doing this thing called "e-discovery ( Read more... ) -
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i was just thinking that it would be pretty cool to start some sort of yearly marathon for joggers, but the only stipulation is that you have to be really high on weed, shrooms, or lsd. just to see what happens.
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