Not been on here in a long time, and have never written fanfic before, so might as well combine the two.

Curious Nobby

It was a pleasant spring night in Ankh Morpork, which meant the rain was pouring down, but in a way that at least suppressed the smell of the Ankh, as the fat, heavy raindrops covered the slow-moving ankh with a layer of acid rain ( Read more... )

The nameless kitty kills Ravel Puzzlewell.

Torment says, "Please insert disk four,".

No disk four in box

I am a sad kitty.

Sorted!
Think it may have been paid befiore I was even told I was getting it, particularly with the postal strike.

My contribution to encouraging it to be paid??
Zilch, zip, de nada, nothing.

Sometimes bureaucracy grinds just right. 

Also, of course, I wish my words to echo down through the ages, and to insert them into the fresh and tender minds of the young seems the easiest way.

This, unfortunately, does not go in the 'why I want to be a teacher' essay.

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Just occurred to me this might be amusing... I have had a lot of nicknames.  A LOT.  I wonder if anyone here has had more? Also this post would mean I could post them as I gather new ones and not forget any, so here are the ones that spring to mind immediately ( Read more... )

Right this session has made this miss the internet for the first time really ever....

S'not fair that people actually organise stuff on here and don't use other media and I miss out.

I'm so lonely.

Hee hee

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OK, this isn't the only place I'll publicise this, but I just found the listing of Ideas for BURPS T-shirt.  So I'm going to post them here so people can suggest ideas, deff off any they don't like, and make any suggestions for alterations.

I'm classing these into a couple of types there's in jokes and  jokes.  There is some extra information in ( Read more... )

Ah, how could it get any better.  Both influential (Skizz) and referential (the Trouble With Tribbles).  Plus Dangermouse, Brummies, and Trousers.  Practically bespoke for Tim.

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