the sort of things that z does which make my brain explode

[rainsinger]

Z has developed a lump on his back, which I've been on his case about to get sorted with loving statements such as this one:

N:Go get it looked at! Soon! If not immediately! Morever, I don't understand why it didn't just occur to you yourself to get it sorted out when you noticed it was there.

Z: Oh because I get those lumps from time to time and

Comments

[chiller]

Men! Are weird!

[rainsinger]

Yes! They are! If he behaved like a normal person he'd probably have to hand back his machismo credentials or something.

istatoy

[offensive_mango]

Hole-in-the-heart self repair kit

Re: istatoy

[rainsinger]

A grand idea of what to get him for Christmas.

[sleeperesque]

No, I'm with Z. No point wasting the doctor's time if you can get the gunk out yourself. We've all done some sort of DIY surgery, haven't we?

Not telling you what I did, though!

[rainsinger]

No no no.
Why ever would you want to pass up on the chance to receive professionally administered anaesthetic and nice drugs afterwards?

[grazia]

Haha. I do DIY surgery on lumps too.

e

[rainsinger]

Well I'm glad you're still alive to tell the tale, but I'm refusing to tell Z that anyone would agree with him lest he mistake his wild ideas for reason. ;)