Coweb: Soft hair, pretty pink hoodies, and your ass on a platter.

[darkeyedwolf]

Coweb

Comments

[themadpoker]

Well Chocolate was one of the best things I've ever seen. AND THIS LOOKS LIKE THE UNAUTHORIZED SEQUEL. =D Where do I download?

[darkeyedwolf]

http://www.dlaznmovies.com/2009/11/coweb.html

Ignore the summaries/reviews if you don't want to be spoiled!

[bluntedge]

brb investing in a rainbow-coloured closet of hoodies for every day of the week in hopes of absorbing some badassery by osmosis or something-

[darkeyedwolf]

I always hate seeing women pull off short hair, because without fail I think "OH I SHOULD CHOP ALL MINE OFF TOO!" and the urge takes days to go away.

[bluntedge]

The solution: Wigs.

[gashinenai]

I found "Chocolate" thanks to ur reviews and now this...........
You got all my love <3

I have a thing for women in suits.
IA

[darkeyedwolf]

I should disclaim Coweb isn't anywhere near the level of awesome that is Chocolate (or even Raging Phoenix), but it's still pretty badass. *__*

[spunspider]

OH MY GOD CAN I MARRY HER? i was distracted by how much like a guy she looked in the first suit pic but damn she is one hardcore bitch omg i love her. *___* i love the breakdance beatdown gif because it reminds me of the way the players on my xbox (back when i still played) used to kill each other. &hearts

[darkeyedwolf]

THAT WAS KIND OF THE APPEAL FOR ME? Androgyny + suits + brutal asskicking = A WIN AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. ♥ ♥ ♥ Oh man you have no idea how hard it was to limit myself to three gifs. I MADE A MILLION. SHE HAS SO MANY GREAT MOVES.

[spunspider]

SHE IS SO HOT I WANT TO BE HER WHY AM I NOT HER WOLFIE? T_____T norlly, WHY IS SHE SO HARDCORE. d/l link plz? and to think, back with the book and the feetsies, i was like oh she's so cute. she'd hear me thinking that and break my neck, wouldn't she. WIBBLE.

yno i think these hardcore chicks appeal to me so much because my family's from southwest asia and we live here in london like we were still there.. goddamn patriarchy. ><" i think need to request some nunchucks for my birthday.

[darkeyedwolf]

http://www.dlaznmovies.com/2009/11/coweb.html

Ignore everything but the DL links if you don't want to be spoiled. (Actually, even if you read them you might not be spoiled... the Completely Inaccurate Synopsis Monster strikes again. Seriously, I don't get it.)

and to think, back with the book and the feetsies, i was like oh she's so cute.

SHE'S DOING SITUPS. :D TO MAKE HER BODY MORE OF A HARDCORE BRUISING MACHINE. :D

i think need to request some nunchucks for my birthday.

Just make sure they're not illegal. Apparently a bunch of countries have banned them. NOT THAT IT WOULD STOP YIYI.

[aegistheia]

I just realized that you have a tag called "no brain required".

It's. It's kind of funny going through the tagged list, actually. Especially when you see Chocolate and MR. BRAIN side by side.

Also: I have developed this urgent need for martial arts asskicking after consuming Avatar: The Last Airbender at whiplash speeds. This post brings much joy to my heart *__*

[darkeyedwolf]

LMAO it's not any indication of quality, it's just... for those times when you want to watch something without having to think deeply about it. Action movies, cracky dramas. That kind of thing.

I have developed this urgent need for martial arts asskicking after consuming Avatar: The Last Airbender at whiplash speeds.

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

IT WAS AMAZING, WASN'T IT?

[aegistheia]

LOL I know! Not needing to think doesn't mean anything. I just thought the contrast was really funny, since they are about as polar opposite as anything can get on the Asian continent XD.

ATLA WAS EPIC. I loved it, problems and all! I think I watched it nearly faster than I watched Hana Yori Dango L-LOL.

[darkeyedwolf]

Personally I think Kimura Takuya has plenty in common with a young female martial artist with autism. Don't you?

ATLA WAS EPIC. I loved it, problems and all!

........D: PROBLEMS? IN AVATAR? BLASPHEMOUS.