Comments | rainscene: Coweb: Soft hair, pretty pink hoodies, and your ass on a platter.

darkeyedwolf in rainscene

Coweb: Soft hair, pretty pink hoodies, and your ass on a platter.

Jul 08, 2010 13:24

Coweb

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cast: jiang luxia, genre: no brain required, *movie, genre: dangerous ladies, genre: adventures in asskicking, ***, *country: china

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anenko July 8 2010, 19:44:01 UTC

You always bring the best crack. ♥

BTW, did you ever get around to watching So Close? It's probably still my favourite Ass Kicking Ladies movie.

darkeyedwolf July 8 2010, 19:47:42 UTC

Well, it's no zombie lesbian swimmers, but I try. ♥

Yes! Though I deleted it without taking any screencaps, which was mighty dumb of me.

anenko July 8 2010, 22:20:48 UTC

The zombie lesbian swimmers movie was such a let down. Despite the fantastic premise, I ended up hating the movie. The rape flute was jut too much.

I shelled out a ridiculous amount of money to *buy* So Close. I still have dl links, if you ever need them.

darkeyedwolf July 8 2010, 22:42:12 UTC

Oh, really? Ick. Remind me never to download it.

That would be amazing, thank you!

Randomly, have you ever seen the anime Angel Beats? I think you'd like it -- there's a whole host of strong, asskicking girls with weapons, and it's only 13 eps.

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sisterjune July 8 2010, 20:11:33 UTC

LOL OMG that final gif is HYSTERICAL. I love Asia for films like this. Tough not sexualized young heroine that the film revolves entirely around. <3

darkeyedwolf July 8 2010, 20:15:31 UTC

Really, the not-sexualized part is a miracle on its own.

scanky_chops July 8 2010, 20:19:51 UTC

Man, this reminds me i need to get Raging Phoenix and watch it sometime.

Also, why can't we have Japanese actresses do stuff like this? Oh wait, we get Yonekura doing Gun Crazy...

darkeyedwolf July 8 2010, 20:27:01 UTC

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

One movie I keep hearing in connection to the "action heroine boom" is High Kick Girl, except when I googled for info I found this. Goddamnit, Japan, would it be so hard to put her in a gym suit?

Jumping in, sorry, but scifisentai July 8 2010, 21:05:14 UTC

you're not missing much if you don't watch it, fwiw? The lead actress is fine but the rest is pretty meh. I can forgive a lot for Gamo Mayu being gorgeous and badass but the overall the film was pretty dire. :(

Re: Jumping in, sorry, but darkeyedwolf July 8 2010, 22:34:29 UTC

Oh, that's one gorgeous lady. Sigh. Why are they used in all the wrong places?

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darkeyedwolf July 8 2010, 22:33:41 UTC

I PROMISE I'M GONNA STICK WITH IT THIS TIME. NO REALLY. YOU CAN BEAT ME IF I DON'T. OR WORSE, MAKE ME WATCH ANOTHER ASANO TAEKO DRAMA.

This cap drives me crazy because she looks SO MUCH like a Johnnys but I can't think of who.

Mars will happen... someday. >___>

mishane July 8 2010, 22:12:38 UTC

I love that last gif and where do you get these omg i love you so much these are my favorite posts of yours where where where i neeeed it

<--- Longest run on sentence but seriously I need it!!! How have I not heard of this? I thought I knew every woman ass kicking movie out there!

darkeyedwolf July 8 2010, 22:30:34 UTC

http://www.dlaznmovies.com/2009/11/coweb.html

GO GO GO GO THERE'S SO MUCH ASSKICKING YOU WILL EXPIRE FROM THE AWESOMENESS OF IT. I want to make it my life's mission to find all these movies and GIF THE HELL OUT OF THEM.