oh god i love all of this: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5238457

 i just have to say to a larger audience than nicki that the "light & fit" yogurt commercial in which the former cheerleader attaches a yogurt cup to her face, sucks it down and then looks around like the giant vapid coy blonde dollnozzle that she is just makes me want to kill every living thing that ever lived, starting with that actress for going ( Read more... )

 SO ANGRY

BUT RAGE IS IMPOTENT BECAUSE ANGER INVOLVES TOO MUCH BACKSTORY TO BE ABLE TO VENT TO ANYONE OTHER THAN MY MOTHERRRRRRRRR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

 arrite let's see.

1. i am shocked at the completely insane unsocialized people out there.  why are they near me, why do they talk to me, why do they text me, i hate them.  fucking GENUINELY. STRANGE. PEOPLE.  not quirky kids or jerks or people who simply don't know how to communicate with me.  actual creeps, unnerving no-boundaries-having fucking ( Read more... )

"Janet Napolitano's Department of Homeland Security has just issued a press release announcing new, standardized 287(g) agreements that all law enforcement agencies participating in the program will have to sign, including Sheriff Joe's MCSO, which boasts a massive 160-man 287(g)-trained force, the largest in the nation.
"DHS and ICE will begin ( Read more... )

trevora is available (9:57:04 AM)

brittanyb: eyyo

brittanyb: so why are we loading sevin for this check

brittanyb: can't be doing this crap anymore.

trevora: worde

trevora: word

brittanyb: so can this wait til her next check or what

brittanyb: what kind of an answer is word

trevora: nope

brittanyb: why not.

trevora: cause it's the 4th of July, she ( Read more... )

everything i order from netflix is shown on tcm the following week.  since i am merely travelling through an endless showing of my favorite movies evvington, this is fine.  the women, the philadelphia story, even movies i haven't seen yet.  jimmy stewart plays drunk very well, particularly considering his extreme personal virtue, observe:

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house hunting sucks during the summer.  my agent's all, let's stand outside of our cars and discuss the market and loans. i'm like, dude i am going to fall down soon. this is what i have to say: 1. fuck this market; completely FML for it for PICKING UP THE SECOND I DECIDE TO BUY.  what, it's a competitive sharkfest now?  buyers are competing, ( Read more... )

 saturday:

i stayed out til 4 this morning which means i slept through the farmer's market and now i have no tomatoes for the week.  i listened to a "stuff you should know" podcast about organic foods that barely dusted the surface of how totally fucking awful commercially grown produce is, so now i cannot bring myself to touch it AT ALL.  yes i ( Read more... )

 1. netflix sent me a bunch of movies out of my queue order.  wtf is that hogwash?  i will begrudgingly watch this jonestown documentary, but i would rather be watching wife vs. secretary and the women?  the original women, how dare you.

2. did you know the large shake from mcdonald's is 770 fucking calories?  i just had one for the first time in ( Read more... )