So I was watching the History channel and came by this little gem of historical fact which I had to look up... of course. Anyway, I found a forum where this gem was being discussed... the following is so wrong it'll make me laugh for days I'm sure. (The conversation is not direct quotes... I cleaned em up a bit and cut the useless shit out ( Read more... )

Seriously. Tonight a female dobsonfly got into our kitchen and was then chewed on by one of the mutts and left on the floor to die. In any event I picked it up and was admiring how amazing a creature it was when I decided to go look up what it was... Keep in mind I've played with these 5 inch long insects before, mostly when I was a wee one. ( Read more... )

Fell asleep to Rosemary's Baby this morning, so you can't really blame me if my dreams were extra fucked up. All I remember was giant wild turkeys with hands where their dewlaps were supposed to be... smoking cigarettes and threatening the neighbors like fowl little thugs. Yeeeeah, dream interpreters eat your heart out ( Read more... )

I keep going for walks around midnight, sometimes as late as 2AM. It's very strange to see my home town in the dark... so many little secrets hanging in the still summer air ( Read more... )

I heard this joke the other day and couldn't resist posting it because it was soooo wrong that I dare anyone not to laugh ( Read more... )

I decided I'd make this journal mostly a collection of amusing anecdotes so I can practice laughing at myself and at life. This seems to be a healthy thing to do... so feel free to join me in the chuckles ( Read more... )

Ever have one of those days that you just want to kill everyone around you for no reason at all? I had one of those days yesterday and took all my strength not to. Of course these are the days everyone has to constantly hover around you waiting for you to implode before running off with hurt feelings. Bah! I say everyone should be entitled to a ( Read more... )

According to the little ticker on this thing I haven't written in entry in 24 whole weeks.. I should go back and see what was up then ( Read more... )

So I just came home from an Arlo Guthrie concert. It was awesome. Loved it, of course. We listened to familiar songs and not so familiar ones and I must say it's much more impressive to hear them in person! I had front row seats and was smiling and laughing much of the time and just enjoying it despite the very loud drunks behind us (figures!) I ( Read more... )

With all the crap happening in my life I am still overjoyed there are things int his word that can stop me and make me mutter "Holy fuck..." This is one of thos things... Meet the hulk cow!

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