I just found out that L Ron Hubbard died a year after my birth. Why then does scientology still exist?! This makes no sense to me... most cults die after their leader dies (in a hailfire of glory with all their closest and most devout of followers!) Hmmm ( Read more... )

From "Plastered Poets T-Shirt Co"

So fucking wrong... why am I laughing?


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You know what's a really disturbing juxtoposition? My computer playing All You Need is Love while the Sopranos is just coming on the TV in the backyard ( Read more... )

I have no idea if this will post because my computer's being a HUGE spaz but...

AHHHH! I just woke up from the longest most chick-flicky dream ever! Someone should just shoot me... 'Tho I did add my own flair. 'Twas a totally sexless chickflick. haha..

I hate my life and just about everything in it and curse whoever's sadistic God or deity damned me forever to live here treated like a promiscuous eight year old in dire need of "protection" - never allowing me to escape my own living Hell, the prison of "home." Fuck the world. Fuck a useless fate. Fuck technology that only works when you viciously ( Read more... )

Went to Amy's a few days ago for a few hours. It was supposed to be an overnight visit but by the time she got here it was already 9AM the following day. Anyway she got a call a few hours later beckoning her to come see her therapist. She asked if I wanted to go. Although I had been up all the night and day previous I went anyway ( Read more... )

"Quem deus vult perdere, dementat prius." [Whom the gods would destroy, they first make insane.] My mood exactly.

I got etsy working! It WAS just me! Anyway I am currently taking bets on whether or not the "gay muppet baby sweater" will sell or not.. Feel free to comment to be counted. heh heh.


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I joined Etsy.com on the 9th to sell some of my lovely creations. Faithfully I have tried to list one item every day and every day I get the same response, "FAILURE: -quarter page of gibberish- This should be a momentary issue -- please try refreshing this page in a few minutes! <3" I do refresh the page, as I am told to, and the same page comes up ( Read more... )

It's that time of year again... time to send something sweet up to my mother's psychiatric nurse friend, her scary hubby, and her darling jail-bait son (aged 16.) I have no idea what Jail Bait likes... so I decided to try and stalk him from afar. He must have a MySpace... I tried. I came up with a few results, the last of which was a photo tampered ( Read more... )