::checks out The Middle-Earthean Guide to Psychotic Breaks::

Chapter One:
Beginning Mayhem

Step One: As custom dictates, attack the Shire or otherwise torment hobbits. Extra points if you can get a Maia involved............... ::storms off towards the Shire, metal skirt and bodice clanking, casting greenish light everywhichway... you'd have to ( Read more... )

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::ENRAGED SCREAM::

I was sitting around, quietly inactive and mun-less, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, when some MANIAC grabbed me from behind, lathered my head with Gillette and shaved off the last few inches of hair I had. Haven't I suffered ENOUGH in this shithole dimension?

::mutters:: my hair... all gone... poof gone... ::eyes ( Read more... )

:paces:

:twirls Nenya around over and over:

:glares at suitcase:

:resumes pacing:

:curses under breath:

:continues pacing:

:glares at suitcase:

:continues twirling ring:

:mutters to self:

:pauses thoughtfully:

ARGH. :resumes pacing:

:curses again: Fuck.

:slams suitcase shut and leaves for LindonI'm leaving this guy in charge of ( Read more... )

A steady stream of elves has been making its way back into Rivendell over the past few days, as reconstruction nears completion. Insurance forms are all over the place. The damage was extensive, and I've seen one or two claims agents go spontaneously bald or gray within the week. The entire city is still crawling with specialist crews-- an arson ( Read more... )

Weird things that make this dimension unfamiliar and occasionally uncomfortable: