Aug 26, 2002 17:12
::checks out The Middle-Earthean Guide to Psychotic Breaks::
Chapter One:
Beginning Mayhem
Step One: As custom dictates, attack the Shire or otherwise torment hobbits. Extra points if you can get a Maia involved.
.............. ::storms off towards the Shire, metal skirt and bodice clanking, casting greenish light everywhichway... you'd have to see it::