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Jun 06, 2002 05:14

Weird things that make this dimension unfamiliar and occasionally uncomfortable:
  • Celebrían is a sweet little blonde instead of a flaky redhead.
  • The availability of internet access is overwhelming. My dimension's torture chambers and laundry chutes were never so well-equipped.
  • My mother never died in that lumber accident in Lothlórien, and is slightly more unstable here. She has also disowned me.
  • My grandsons aren't sleeping with each other, neither do they do so much noble raised-chin trotting about on their horses in between orc slayings.
  • Four words: Eru and chili dogs.
  • Celeborn is gay. Very, very gay, from what I hear.
  • Medicine cabinets throughout Rivendell are filled with far more cough syrup than necessary. Makes one wonder.
  • When people refer to my granddaughter as "Arthur" here, it's a mistake.

    Things that make the transition easier:

  • Toilets.
  • Satellite television.
  • A drastic reduction in all of that godforsaken elvish singing.
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