yeah

[queenoflorien]

Weird things that make this dimension unfamiliar and occasionally uncomfortable:

Celebrían is a sweet little blonde instead of a flaky redhead.

The availability of internet access is overwhelming. My dimension's torture chambers and laundry chutes were never so well-equipped.

My mother never died in that lumber accident in Lothlórien, and is

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[guilded_flower]

She drew in a long breath and lifted a hand to knock at the door and announce her presence. As if anticipating the move, the door swung open, and in the entrance stood a tall, pale elf, with golden hair.
"Uh....hi. The sign said 'Last Homely House' and I was wondering if you had any vacancies?"