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[sheroic]

[ America comes on screen looking completely confident. ]

HEY EVERYONE! Stop worrying, got it? 'Cause your heroine is totally here to save the day!

I'll, like, come up with an awesome idea and you can all go home. You can thank me right now!

Actually, if you want to thank me, someone build me a TV. I'm missing everything. Come on! Where's Japan

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[lotuslife]

[this seems disturbingly familiar...

she smiles faintly, though she's secretly thinking that this girl sounds like somewhat of an idiot.] What is this 'awesome idea' of-

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[lotuslife]

[...what did she just...? oh, that's strange. she must have misheard her...]

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[lotuslife]

[definitely misheard her.]

Ah, sorry, I was-- distracted. What was that, now...?

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[sheroic]

[ She has not thought of this idea OK. ] Government secret!

Do you have a problem with something?

[quackery]

What idea? And, um, what's a TV?

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[sheroic]

[ She hasn't thought of it yet. ] It's a secret! Just so no one steals my idea, hahaha!

[sheroic]

... You seriously don't know what a TV is?! Where do you come from?!

[quackery]

How are we supposed to leave if we don't know how?

I'm from Germany... I've never heard of anything like a TV.

[foundaplace]

Where's... Japan? I wish I know, I'd really like to go home...

[sheroic]

You're from Japan? Dude, I'm like her BFF!

[foundaplace]

Yes, I am.

Um... whose BFF?

[sheroic]

Japan's! She said so herself!

[border_phantasm]

Oh, really? Let's hear it.

...what do you mean, Japan?

[sheroic]

A-ahaha, it's a secret! So no spies can take my idea!

That tiny little country over... there. [ She points wildly somewhere. ] She's my friend!

[border_phantasm]

...you're friends with a country? No...it's more than that, isn't it?

[sheroic]

I'm a country too! A better country! I'm the USA!

[mir_aculous]

I think that's the dumbest thing I've heard today.

Or this week.

[sheroic]

Get out, Engla-

You're not England. Who are you?

[mir_aculous]

Jacqli.

But, no, seriously. Why build you something, if you're just going to come up with an idea that would just leave it here in the dust?

[sheroic]

Because I missed who won on Dancing With the Stars and I need to see the rerun! Don't you know anything?