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[sheroic]

[ America comes on screen looking completely confident. ]

HEY EVERYONE! Stop worrying, got it? 'Cause your heroine is totally here to save the day!

I'll, like, come up with an awesome idea and you can all go home. You can thank me right now!

Actually, if you want to thank me, someone build me a TV. I'm missing everything. Come on! Where's Japan

Comments

[foundaplace]

Where's... Japan? I wish I know, I'd really like to go home...

[sheroic]

You're from Japan? Dude, I'm like her BFF!

[foundaplace]

Yes, I am.

Um... whose BFF?

[sheroic]

Japan's! She said so herself!

[foundaplace]

Oh! I'm so sorry, I thought you meant-- I didn't know you meant a person named Japan. [What an odd name, though...] I got confused.

[sheroic]

No, she's the country! The place you come from, y'know? Like I'm America!

[foundaplace]

You're... I, um, I don't understand. [Maybe she's... from America and just not very good with speaking Japanese yet?] It sounds like you're saying that you are a country.

[sheroic]

That's exactly what I'm saying. I represent America and my friend Japan represents Japan! Do you understand now?

[foundaplace]

...no, I don't.

[sheroic]

... Let me explain it like this!

OK, say I had a hot dog without the bun, and the bun is, like, a thing, y'know? ... Dude, I'm hungry.

[foundaplace]

Erm... the bun is a thing? And the hot dog itself is something different. Is that what you mean?

[sheroic]

... Wait, wait! OK, so the hot dog is itself. And the soda represents the hot dog. It's like the hot dog but in the form of a soda!

[foundaplace]

... oh.

[sheroic]

You get it now, right?

[foundaplace]

You're the soda? And there's one of these representations of my country, too?

[sheroic]

Yeah! I'm the best soda, though! Japan is kind of a tiny diet soda or something.