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[sheroic]

[ America comes on screen looking completely confident. ]

HEY EVERYONE! Stop worrying, got it? 'Cause your heroine is totally here to save the day!

I'll, like, come up with an awesome idea and you can all go home. You can thank me right now!

Actually, if you want to thank me, someone build me a TV. I'm missing everything. Come on! Where's Japan

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[quackery]

What idea? And, um, what's a TV?

1/2

[sheroic]

[ She hasn't thought of it yet. ] It's a secret! Just so no one steals my idea, hahaha!

[sheroic]

... You seriously don't know what a TV is?! Where do you come from?!

[quackery]

How are we supposed to leave if we don't know how?

I'm from Germany... I've never heard of anything like a TV.

[sheroic]

I'll reveal it when it's all set up! You can trust me!

... Germany doesn't have TVs? Like, oh God, do I need to do a rescue mission over there? I thought even Russia had TVs!

[quackery]

Okay...

There's nothing that needs rescuing, really!

[sheroic]

If you don't have TVs, you probably don't even have iPhones! That's a tragedy! America won't let that continue to happen!

Where's Germany, again?

[quackery]

What's an iPhone?

...Where?

[sheroic]

It's this really awesome phone, man! There's an app for that!

Wait, wait, I totally know! It's... that one island, right?

[quackery]

A phone? Like... You mean a telephone, or a gramophone, or?

It's not an island!

[sheroic]

A cell phone!

... H-haha, I knew that! I was just checking to see if you knew! I totally know where Germany is!

[quackery]

I don't know what that is.

Of course I know, I live there!

[sheroic]

... Not even Germany can be that far behind! What year are you from?!

[quackery]

1914.

[sheroic]

Oh, that's--

[ The start of World War I. She knows, but the US hadn't gone in then, so why should she know that? ] Hahaha, did anything important happen then?

[quackery]

Important? Nothing you would know about, I don't think...