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[sheroic]

[ America comes on screen looking completely confident. ]

HEY EVERYONE! Stop worrying, got it? 'Cause your heroine is totally here to save the day!

I'll, like, come up with an awesome idea and you can all go home. You can thank me right now!

Actually, if you want to thank me, someone build me a TV. I'm missing everything. Come on! Where's Japan

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[lotuslife]

[this seems disturbingly familiar...

she smiles faintly, though she's secretly thinking that this girl sounds like somewhat of an idiot.] What is this 'awesome idea' of-

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[lotuslife]

[...what did she just...? oh, that's strange. she must have misheard her...]

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[lotuslife]

[definitely misheard her.]

Ah, sorry, I was-- distracted. What was that, now...?

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[sheroic]

[ She has not thought of this idea OK. ] Government secret!

Do you have a problem with something?

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[lotuslife]

I have a problem with the one who brought us here and so arrogantly left us with no answers, but it seems that's the theme here.

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[sheroic]

You guys don't need to be informed as long as I know how to save you, right?

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[lotuslife]

Have you not ever heard of the phrase 'knowledge is power'?

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[sheroic]

... Didn't Captain Planet say that? That was about the environment! You can learn whatever you want about the environment here, little missy.

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[lotuslife]

[she wonders who Captain Planet is, and if there is a Captain Planet, why she hasn't met him yet. except now this girl is really confusing her.]

What I mean to say is that we cannot be ignorant of anything here. Saying 'you do not need to be informed as long as I can save you' is like declaring that ignorance is fine. This place may be dangerous.

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[sheroic]

[ She's America, she is used to this ignorance you speak of. ]

I guess you're free to go find out what you want, just don't get in my way. After all, I rank higher than you!

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[lotuslife]

'Rank'? I hardly believe that that is applicable; I can assure you that we do not serve in the same army.

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[sheroic]

But heroine ranks higher than civilian! So just relax!

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[lotuslife]

[OKAY SORRY it's official. you go on the official Passive Aggressive Asian You Are An Idiot list. it is a list which exists only in her head. that's where the PA part comes from, okay.]

You are making a rather enormous assumption in calling me a citizen, but I suppose I won't correct you.

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[sheroic]

Well, what else can you be?

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[lotuslife]

[she'd correct her, but Vietnam is wary of this entire situation; if it turns out not to be just some long, bizarre, drawn-out dream, she needs to be able to lie as low as possible. identifying herself as a nation is not lying low.]

...Hn. That doesn't matter. [a vague smile.] Don't concern yourself with it. You must get to work on your 'awesome plan', hmm?

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[sheroic]

Yeah! Get me a hot dog, OK? I need it to think!