oh the sun is shining far too bright / for it to still be night

[queenklu]

The dogs I am house sitting--okay, no wait, that's not fair, ONE OF THE DOGS I am house sitting woke me up at 5:30 this morning and just Would Not Shut Up so I figured something drastic was about to happen and dragged myself out of bed and walked them both in my PJ bottoms and highschool hoodie, and she was completely uninterested in anything but

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[shri_amato]

Adam would totally rock the fuck outta glam maternity outfits. His friends at Skin Graft would design a whole line of leather ensembles just for him.

[queenklu]

Wow, just had. Weirdest mental image of leather pants with the elastic belly. So unattractive, and Adam would just glue sequins all over that bitch and strut aroung in it ALL THE TIME.

[shri_amato]

LOL, he so totally would. It'd be doused in glitter, and would be zebra printed. *grins*

[shri_amato]

*reads your ETA and cries*

Poor bb, you really haven't been watching Bones lately, have you?

[queenklu]

Ohhhhh, I'm thinking Kono. She has a toppy feel about her, and well, Bradley. Bradley is all fluffy golden kittens wrapped in charm and hard muscle, and I think Kono would have him wrapped around her little finger like you would not believe. Everyone would go around saying Bradley is "besotted" and yes, he would be (naturally), but he'd also be fucked out to the point of delerious crooked beaming grins.

[queenklu]

Mmmmmmm yuss \O/

[nevaeh86]

Dean(SPN)/Steve(Hawaii5-0)

[queenklu]

Hahaha, NICE. I'm gonna go with Dean on this one, because a) fandom needs to let Dean top more, b) I think Dean would recognize the Navy SEAL in Steve and want to mindfuck him a little, and c) I think Steve would be a shaaaaaameless bottom if he let himself want it. Giving up control of the situation, still with that dangerous edge because it's DEAN, and yeah. MMMMMMNOM

[nevaeh86]

....could someone please write that?

[slothy_girl]

yes please *drools*

[flightjacket]

In the spirit of reccing and of debating, I ask Sherlock and John. Personally, I think it's one of those everywhere-but-the-bedroom situations where John lets Sherlock walk all over him during the day because he knows he has Sherlock completely by the balls in the bedroom department. He's not reached three separate continents for nothing, etc etc. With them, I think the interesting question might be who is better at topping from the bottom because, woah, epic battle material right there.

Anyway, mostly I am just leaving a rec for The Theory of Narrative Causality, a nearly finished (TUESDAY CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH) WIP about what the world would be like if Sherlock and John initially met and fell for each other online through the Sherlock Holmes fandom. Let us just say, "Jim Moriarty: master of a thousand sock puppets," and leave it at that.

[queenklu]

I am absolutely with you on this. Fandom seems to generally think smaller = bottom, when it's obviously not the case--especially with John. I love your theory of having Sherlock by the balls in the bedroom department because ohhhhh man, that just means that everything Sherlock does to irritate John outside of that environment is something he's doing first and foremost because he's Sherlock, but also because he knows John is going to make him pay for it later. And THEN, becuase again, he's Sherlock, he's not just going to submit without a tussle (unless he feels like it) but it's okay because John likes the give and take of it mirroring their outside lives...alsdjfksadf SHUT UP BRAIN.

"Jim Moriarty: master of a thousand sock puppets,"

I, no joke, made an actual noise when I read this, and startled one of the dogs into falling off the couch.

[queenklu]

I am. completely incoherent about that fic. Oh my GOD.

[queenklu]

Honey. What did I tell you? Did you not see yesterday's post? EYEFUCKING AND ALSO I GUESS THERE IS A BIRD.

What cracks me up is that Jamie Bell (Esca) apparently had noooooo idea how homoerotic the movie was until someone asked him about it in an INTERVIEW.