Comments | queeniegalore: BECK GETS UPSET ABOUT THINGS ON THE INTERNET

queeniegalore

BECK GETS UPSET ABOUT THINGS ON THE INTERNET

May 16, 2008 10:26

You know what pisses me off in porn? Two things.

ONE. When the narrator TELLS you that so-and-so has a filthy mouth instead of just having the character, I don't know, talk filthy. COME ON. "Dean sucked Sam's cock and, Christ, Sam had a filthy mouth, and Dean was so turned on he was gonna come just from listening to it blah blah blah." You know what ( Read more... )

mcr, supernatural, porn, chillax, emo, fics

Comments 6

nova_bright May 16 2008, 02:08:30 UTC

Oh you are so, so right! (Actually, I am so guilty of this, but generally its involved people going down on girls, and then girls giving them handjobs...that doesn't count...right?)

HAHAHA.

Seriously what is wrong with our fandom sometimes? hahah. Gypsy cursed necrophilia wanting!Frank... I don't even know.

queeniegalore May 20 2008, 01:38:58 UTC

I am always guilty of everything I condemn in these posts! I have selective amnesia, probably.

You see, if a gypsy cursed Frank to want to have sex with Gerard who was ALIVE, I would be totally down with that shit! Oh, people.

Long time no see slavetothemuses May 17 2008, 09:44:17 UTC

"Maybe Frank's lost the mood and wants a sandwich!"
Haha, I laughed so much at this - I'd definitely love to read a fic like that (even if I don't know anything about Frank and Gerard). Maybe the blowjob was boring? Or maybe some ex-lover calls and interrupts? Or someone knocks at the door?
It just reminds me why I stopped reading porn on the internet. I just couldn't find enough stories that were original. But then that's always my general problem with any kind of porn.

Cheers,
Carat

Re: Long time no see queeniegalore May 20 2008, 01:40:43 UTC

Hihihihihihiiiii!

Well, exactly, I don't see why everything has to follow a SCRIPT. The world is the limit!

I'm still not gonna give up reading, though. I have no fortitude :D

sweetmaddness May 18 2008, 19:19:00 UTC

Re: handjobs - I guess girls assume that a man who's just cum would be too tired to list anything but his hand. Why not do something original and have him fall sound asleep after the bj and leave his partner all horny and frustrated? I'd read that.

And Beck, girls with such great talent for dirty talk should skip the fics and spend her time writing ;)

queeniegalore May 20 2008, 01:41:59 UTC

I would too. It would be more realistic, for a start.

And, hahah, write? Me? I haven't written anything in ages. I just critisise what OTHER people write, obv.

:D