I'm feeling sad and lonely and depressed so I'm listening to Disintegration by The Cure, probably one of the most heartbreakingly melancholy albums in human history. I don't understand the way my brain works, sometimes.

Here's something to cheer me up! You know the game Scissors, Paper, Rock? I have discovered that you can also play Brad, Ray, Nate ( Read more... )

I've downgraded my dream loves from zombies to Pete Wentz. Yes. I had a steamy dream about Pete fucking Wentz this morning. I was selling him a book? I think he was sort of the popular guy in school who'd already hooked up with all my friends, and I served him at a bookshop, and he discussed The Manchurian Candidate with me (I've neither seen the ( Read more... )

I don't like making those whiney posts about "I might not be online for a while because of ~issues and I have to make a goodbye speech so that as many people as possible can comment and tell me no to go" and so on, but I haven't posted for, like, over two weeks so that's pretty self-evident, I guess. I don't know how I've been lately. My internet ( Read more... )

Oh no! I had all my hair cut off yesterday, and now I have a chin-length bob with a semi-emo fringe. My only question now is - should I DYE IT BLACK ( Read more... )

So I'm going through my fics folder, and I swear to god, I've got about 3457643 unfished stories in there, from 3 or 4 different fandoms. There's stuff, for instance, from HP that I don't even remember writing. Which is annoying, because I get to the end and I'm like "Well? And? What happens next?" Ages ago I had a Draco/Harry fic called In the ( Read more... )

You know what pisses me off in porn? Two things.

ONE. When the narrator TELLS you that so-and-so has a filthy mouth instead of just having the character, I don't know, talk filthy. COME ON. "Dean sucked Sam's cock and, Christ, Sam had a filthy mouth, and Dean was so turned on he was gonna come just from listening to it blah blah blah." You know what ( Read more... )

The net cafe is being a douchetard and not letting me skip-20 on my flist. Which one of you fuckers posted adult content? I want something R-Rated before I have to go back to work! There'd better be some porn around when I get home, Christ.

Other things I want - to have not eaten a quarter pounder for lunch. HUUUUURRRRGH.

--Beck

You guys, I have a problem.

The other week, I may have...washed...my iPod. In the washing machine. It didn't go through the whole cycle! It must have been in a pocket of something or other, and I put everything in the machine and filled it with water, then added the liquid detergant and then noticed something shiny and pink and...anyway, that bit ( Read more... )

Sorry for the radio silence, guys. Still no computer, sadly, hopefully in another week or so. Once again I'm at the net kiosk at work, which at the moment is cold and busy, so I don't want to be here, SIGH ( Read more... )

Mayday, mayday - my computer blew up last week, and I need to get it rebuilt. Yes, this does suck about as much as it sounds - I mean, the thing more melted than blew up, but still. The computer guy thinks he MIGHT be able to recover most of the data, maybe. Nice. All my photos, writing, Sims stuff...I'm trying not to think about it. (The Awersome ( Read more... )