I didn't do a whole hell of a lot.... Continued sploshing my pants off, racking up more videos. Some trampling ensued, and I had great fun, even though I thought I might kill the poor guy.  Joanne announced she was pregnant just as Heather left us all to return to Workington ( Read more... )

Leaving almost 5 years of my personal business lying around for all to see had to end at some stage.

Finally got around to making this ancient history Friends-Only.

After having a gander at me over the past 5 years, it's strange to see how much has changed, and what has stayed the same. People, places, relationships, attitudes.

I used to be a fan of ( Read more... )

Just heard my daddy talking to my nephew Matthew, and I love how he talks to kids properly, no baby talk. He was just saying "y'alright matthew? whats wrong? brassed off? i know whats wrong with you, its that long drive home...come on out to granda's lorry ( Read more... )

So it's being sold. And it isn't going to be a club anymore, at all ( Read more... )

I. Don't. Want. To. Be. Here. Anymore ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, 5 long years ago, I met two stoners at the top of Blackpool Tower.... we hung out for a day, got high, while my mum panicked beyond all belief cos I had disappeared ( Read more... )

4 pieces tesco H.L bacon - 1 point
2 slices wholemeal toast - 2 pts
spread - 1 point

mash potatoes - 3 1/2 points
chicken- 2 points
cabbage- 0

snack a jacks (caramel) x3 = 3 points
quorn sausages x2 = 2 points
2 slices bread = 2 points

16 1/2 so far......

...I think I'm in love.

I don't want any children for a few years really. Unfortunately I had the unpleasantness of feeling like I was a mother for a substantial part of my 16 month relationship with a boy/man I consider to be my soulmate ( Read more... )

.......I like my hair ( Read more... )