And Now I Will Attempt to Flog Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter #26.
Fair Warning, the last AB:VH I seriously sat through and read was Kiss the Dead.  So it has been a while.

SERPENTINE: CHAPTER ONE
IN WHICH ANITA IS A MILLENNIAL AND WON'T GET OFF HER PHONE

Our story opens with Anita at a Bridal Shop, in New Mexico, complaining about the color of the ( Read more... )

The Annals of the King
A Game of Thornes/Eldar Scrolls: Skyrim Crossover
Forewarning: Irregular Updates, Unreliable Narrators, Epistolary Format, Game Mechanics, Irrational Dragon Hate
Summary: In 298 AL King Robert died in the Red Keep, surrounded by sychophants and a single doomed friend. In 201 4E he woke in the back of a cart, surrounded by ( Read more... )

I tend to cycle through fandoms, finding new ones and getting lost for a bit, before returning to old standbys.  Supernatural, Thor, and Dresden Files are my big three.  Lately I've been attacked by plot bunnies for Dresden Files as I try to stick to my new Mission Statement (plans are doomed to failure) to only work on one Fanfic at a time.  But ( Read more... )

Master: The Very Best
A Worm/Pokémon Crossover
Previous Chapter, First Chapter

A/N- So, this month has been rather busy being the month of conventions, baby showers, LOTS of personell changes at work, and my birthday, so the chapter ends a bit earlier than planned... but I made it!  According to my calender it is August 31 which means I have still ( Read more... )

Master: The Very Best
Worm/Pokémon Crossover
Previous Chapter, First Chapter

A/N - I'm going to make a goal of updating this fic once a month.  Fingers crossed.  Also, there was going to be an additional scene in this chapter but I couldn't figure out how to make it not give me mood whiplash.

~V*V*V*V~

Part Three: The Breakfast ClubI dreamed of ( Read more... )

Master: The Very Best
Worm/Pokémon Crossover
Previous Chapter

A/N - LJ hates PHO formatting.  There will prob be spacing errors and whatnot.
Chapter Two: PHO, HO!

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Master: The Very Best
Worm/Pokemon Crossover
Rating: 13+ because Worm

A/N- My muse has been kidnapped by Worm. This is bunny is an attempt to ransom her back. Also, I have like 1-2 days toward the middle of every month where things get super slow at work and I have to type at the computer and pretend I'm doing something. This is the product of this ( Read more... )

Game, Set and Match
A Highlander, Marvel's Avengers Assembled Crossover
Rating: PG for 'bad guy' deaths.  Blood.

Summary: Doctor Doom is an Immortal being hunted.  His Loki has gone missing.  A good time for the Cabal this does not make.  And somehow it is all Stark's fault.

---There was blood on his gauntlets, steaming.  It was darker than blood ( Read more... )

Waiting For God
A Vikings, Highlander, Thor Crossover
Summary: In which the year is 2012 and the world is possibly ending.  Floki couldn't be happier.Kanwulf was stupid.  Kanwulf had been stupid.  All that trouble to find a rusty old axe when there were so much better, faster, ways to kill now.  His knives, beautiful knives, had their place but a ( Read more... )

Today, I was inspired.

So I wrote a short song to be sung to the tune of 'I'm a Little Teapot'.

I'm a little doggy,
Short and Round.
Here is my tail and here is my Snout.

When I see a squirrel,
I run all about!
So you chase my lead while you scream and Shout!

I'm a little doggy,
long-legged and loud.
I behave for treats but only for now!