What the shit? I just pulled out my new copy of Josie and the Pussycats and saw that it is "edited for family viewing"! Only PG? That is so not jerkin'. Back to the store it goes... :(

Oh, I meant to note that I saw this awful performer do an awful version of TLC's "Waterfalls" the other night. I really, really hate that song. Why do rock music-type people (*cough*BigSky*cough*) feel the need to cover it? Do they think it's amusing? Do they think they're hip? What the hell ( Read more... )

My God, Emma is such a boring freaking movie!

Clueless is a much more enjoyable adaptation of the story.

Arrrrrgh! ImageReady is driving me CRAZY!

Dear LJ,

Why have you suddenly stopped emailing comments again? Yes, the "recent comments" page is handy, but only for comments in people's own journals. Please get to a doctor ASAP.

Annoyed,
Amber

I have to go to Best Buy today to return my non-working router. Eeek. Wish me luck!*

* For those of you not in Gainesville, this is a scary thought because the students return this weekend and BB is on one of the most student-centric roads in town. But that doesn't really matter--any native knows to board up and stay inside until the first ( Read more... )

Dear LJ,

Thanks for finally emailing all those comments from a month ago. It's been very timely and helpful, especially for the posts in which I was selling stuff.

Pshaw! And monkeys might fly out of my butt,
Amber

Dear computer,

Why do you suck such gigantic amounts of ass when it comes to dealing with a router?

Giving up,
purljamber and newscane

Dear Bellsouth,

Why do you suck such gigantic amounts of ass?

Yours (but only because I can't afford anything else),
Amber

Why do all the clothes have to suck during tax-free week?