[Sasuke had not been expecting the tables to turn once more in his ongoing feud with the Prinny population. Despite the loss of his jutsu, superhuman reflexes, and hax eyeball abilities, was still a trained ninja, albeit on who had been trained with the assumption that he would possess the aforementioned jutsu and reflexes. As such, he had escaped ( Read more... )

This is intolerable. I'd be almost flattered by the assassination attempts if you'd managed to afford anyone competent. Either give it up or step out here yourself.

[Sasuke, having been the victim of several "Kick Me" related assaults, is stomping around the premises, seething and totally oblivious to the tempting tempting sign on his back. ( Read more... )

[Netherworld was a town going to the dogs. Violence and corruption seethed within the streets like maggots in a tomato. And above it all lurked the dark figure of Chief of Police Sasuke Uchiha, who was getting too goddamn old for this shit. He glanced down at the latest report. Of course. Officer Izuna was sticking her nose into the Gilgamesh ( Read more... )

[Sasuke has preformed a public service! By which I mean he decided to start a nice warm bonfire in front of the castle instead of in his room for minimized fire hazard. Also the fire is like 50% Prinny-fueled which probably counts as public service in one way or another. He's currently lurking around the perimeter of the fire, trying not to look in ( Read more... )

[There is a crumpled heap in front of the castle, vaguely recognizable as a badly beaten Sasuke. There are several Prinnies clustered around him, all of which are going through his pockets, except for the one kicking him in the head.]

((EDIT: This is going to happen a lot. Feel free to have your character come across a fresh incident, or hijack an ( Read more... )

*Sasuke has returned from a week-long trip to parts unknown, and is currently herding a half-terrified half-pissed-to-death Owlbear into the castle. Both of them look decently mauled.*

Ugh...

What the hell is this?More importantly, where the hell is this? It looks like no place on this continent, which suggests either an obscenely powerful space-time jutsu or a Genjutsu strong enough to fool the Sharingan ( Read more... )

So I hear people missed the DrunkProf chatlog.

( By popular demand... )

Testing. Testing.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

I will enact my revenge upon the whole of the Village Hidden In The Live Journal. And then burn it to the ground.

Testing.