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[Sasuke had not been expecting the tables to turn once more in his ongoing feud with the Prinny population. Despite the loss of his jutsu, superhuman reflexes, and hax eyeball abilities, was still a trained ninja, albeit on who had been trained with the assumption that he would possess the aforementioned jutsu and reflexes. As such, he had escaped the initial ambush and had been able to remain mostly out of sight for the past several days. The few exceptions to that "mostly" had been easily dispatched, outrun, or simply picked up and thrown. Up until now, that is.
This is the point at which the Prinny group got wise, pooled their fish rations, and hired themselves a champion immune to the classic "throw-and-run" maneuver. Our Unhero can currently be found sprinting down the hall, pursued by a high-level Catsaber. He has only so far escaped complete and utter mauling on account of the Catsaber being a) too lazy to chase at full speed, and b) in a playful mood. Already, he bears the marks of a man picked up and batted around by a small cat-like being far stronger than it has the right to be.]
This is the point at which the Prinny group got wise, pooled their fish rations, and hired themselves a champion immune to the classic "throw-and-run" maneuver. Our Unhero can currently be found sprinting down the hall, pursued by a high-level Catsaber. He has only so far escaped complete and utter mauling on account of the Catsaber being a) too lazy to chase at full speed, and b) in a playful mood. Already, he bears the marks of a man picked up and batted around by a small cat-like being far stronger than it has the right to be.]