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[puppy_genocide]

[Sasuke had not been expecting the tables to turn once more in his ongoing feud with the Prinny population. Despite the loss of his jutsu, superhuman reflexes, and hax eyeball abilities, was still a trained ninja, albeit on who had been trained with the assumption that he would possess the aforementioned jutsu and reflexes. As such, he had escaped

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[hungryprincess]

It's so nice to see people getting along nicely.

[puppy_genocide]

Are you here to do anything useful, or are you just going to sit there mouthing off?

[Ducks under the Catsaber as it pounces, then starts running the other way.]

[hungryprincess]

You seem to have the situation under control.

[puppy_genocide]

[Ignores her as pointedly as possible as it is possible to pointedly do anything involving non-verbal communication while incredibly preoccupied by impending furry doom.]

[asshatoverlord]

Is it just me or do we seem to fall into this situation waaaaay too much around here?

*Alex, always enjoying Sasuke's company had eventually come across him and the catsabre, and was now following him. Two was better than one of course*

I say when this is over we both go and kick that Science guy's ass!

[puppy_genocide]

Have you lost your mind? If you think he won't just repeat thurrgh

*The Catsabre has taken advantage of Sasuke's distraction and tackled him into either Alex or the wall, depending on how good Alex's reflexes are*

[rin_kaenbyou]

[A catgirl is standing close by, her wheelbarrow ready]

Okay, he'll probably die soon, then I'll finally have my first self-found corpse to carry off in this place! I'm so excited!

[puppy_genocide]

[Possibly struck by some sort of feline fellowship, the Catsabre catches up to Sasuke, bats him about for a while, and chews on his head. In the distance, a member of icanhaznetherburger.com snaps a picture and captions it.] Sasuke makes a game attempt to fight it off, but...

~*This paragraph has been removed due to excessive violence*~

Sasuke lies crumpled on the ground, facedown, unmoving, and generally not looking very good at all. The perpetrator tips its adorable fuzzy head to Rin as it saunters off.]

[rin_kaenbyou]

[Rin's facial expression visibly turns into one of glee, and waves to her fellow feline as it departs.]

Yay!

[Rin rushes over and throws the body onto her cart without much ceremony, and starts to move off. Sasuke probably will be woken eventually by the shaking]

[puppy_genocide]

[He sure is.]

Nngh.

[After cracking open an eye, determining that this is not a dream and that he is nowhere near in good enough shape to leap out of the cart, stab his captor and/or flee like the wind, he settles for plain old-fashioned bitching.]

What the hell do you think you're doing?