I thought detention with Maron would be sexier than it actually was.

I got my Charms stuff done, though. I can't even remember the last time I did that.

You know what's good after doin' it?

Waffles.

Why does everyone around here get so offended about everything? Don't you people have shit to do? I mean, I get it, every top-notch, Puckzilla-tier stud is gonna have haters, but seriously. It's not like I had sex with your sisters or anything.

Even if I wanted to, I'm way too busy with Quidditch to do pretty much anything else. You guys all ( Read more... )

Okay.

So, who here has the hottest mom?

You would not believe how bad Hannah is on my ass about telling her every little thing about Hogwarts. Mum finally let me try to teach her how to fly, so that's what I did today. She's not bad, I guess, even though we kinda had to hide in the woods, so she couldn't do any cool flips and shit. So I guess she's a witch, too ( Read more... )

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Told you guys she's into me.

[If you've been in the Slytherin common room at any time in the last hour, you've probably heard Puck strumming on his guitar and singing Adam Sandler's Hannukah song. He got a little too into it at some point and knocked his journal over.]

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuana-kah ( Read more... )

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You guys know the Pre-Auror TA, Beckett?

She's totally into me.

You guys, I have the best idea ever. The best, bar none, end of story.

Bludgers.

That shoot fire.

...seriously, who did this? This is already like the gayest school there is, I should kick someone's ass for this.

I got pink sparkles on me on the way to practice today. Pink sparkles! Can you believe that shit? I thought I was gonna get fondled in the locker room by some dude.

Not cool, guys.