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[puckinyourmom]

You would not believe how bad Hannah is on my ass about telling her every little thing about Hogwarts. Mum finally let me try to teach her how to fly, so that's what I did today. She's not bad, I guess, even though we kinda had to hide in the woods, so she couldn't do any cool flips and shit. So I guess she's a witch, too

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[iwillfollowhim]

That would probably be, um, nice.

[puckinyourmom]

What, having my sister around?

[iwillfollowhim]

Not throwing first years in the lake.

But your little sister would probably be nice too.

If she doesn't throw people in the lake.

[puckinyourmom]

Oh yeah. That. Seems like it would be boring.

[wandandsword]

Just try to only throw them in the lake when it's warm out. They'll probably like it then.

[puckinyourmom]

How often is is ever warm out?

[wandandsword]

Right before we leave for the summer and right after we get back. You'll have to cut down on your lake-throwing quite a bit.

[puckinyourmom]

That's not until May.

[dofaye]

Congratulations to her, I suppose. Is she anything like you?

You shouldn't be throwing people into lakes in the first place.

[puckinyourmom]

Not really, she's a ten year old girl. But she does her best.

Says you.

[dofaye]

Thank God.

The school's rules seem to agree with me.

[puckinyourmom]

Hey, give her a couple more years, she'll be a mini-Puckasaurus, just wait.

Whatever.

[noheatnikki]

Throwing first years in the lake? Disappointing, Puckerman.

[puckinyourmom]

Not when it's frozen over.