It is odd how this whole weight lifting regime works with my body. I go through very long plateaus where I get stronger but don't noticeably put on mass, then I get spells where I do (a little bit). Recently, though, something odd has happened ( Read more... )

Time is flexible ( Read more... )

The competition is over, gentleman (and ladies who have a candidate in mind). You've all lost. I've just seen the greatest ass in the history of mankind ( Read more... )

Oh god, I'm furious. And so horny I can't think ( Read more... )

I had an odd conversation with someone I met recently. We were discussing our childhoods, and after telling him one story in particular he started asking me a bunch of questions. After having answered him, he looked at me and asked ( Read more... )

He's a pretty young thing. Due to similar travel schedules in the morning we often end up in the same car on the same train, heading in to work. He is maybe 25, tousled (but short) hair, bearded, dark, slender. Sort of a hipster in appearance. Very cute, if a bit arty for me. I catch him looking at me, and when I gaze back he nervously turns ( Read more... )

The world, 'tis a sponge outside. And, increasingly, inside. The building's HVAC cannot keep up with the humidity, and each hour gets damper than the previous. We could grow some serious, luxurious mold at this rate. Moss, even. The Costa Rican rain forest has nothing on us. I hesitate to go out in it at lunch, but I will amble over to the ( Read more... )

Posting is a challenge for me at the moment, as I am simultaneously so busy and rather dull. Work has me hopping, and I now spend every lunch hour at the gym working my sorry carcass. By the time I get home I am just too tired to try and write wittily, or even coherently. My brain has degraded to the "reptile brain" function level, which is best ( Read more... )

Lizzie Borden took an ax, and gave her mother forty whacks.

When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one.I have been in a Lizzie Borden sort of mood. No, not in the parento-cidal way, but rather in the cause-celebre way. If you don't know about the Lizzie Borden story, you can find out more here ( Read more... )

Motivation. Sometimes it is hard to hold on to. The trick is to keep going even when you don't feel it inside. This, at least, is what I am telling myself ( Read more... )