Yawn

[ptownnyc]

The hubby is normally the one to wake me in the morning. If I sleep I sleep like a coma patient, and do not wake up until mid morning at best. I can even ignore the cats until they give up and settle in for a nap (which of course makes waking up even harder). I can ignore alarm clocks, hitting "snooze" in my sleep. I am a total slug in the morning

Comments

[eclipse77x]

I just say fuck it. I get there when I get there.

[muckefuck]

I never use an alarm any more. 99% of the time, I wake up about an hour before I need to leave the house, which gives me plenty of time to complete my morning routine. When I do oversleep, I figure it means I'm pretty fucking worn out so I feel no qualms about calling in sick for an hour (if I even come in at all).

[djmadadam]

I'd rather do nookie at any other time of the day but when I'm first waking up. Although, there are times when I wake up with morning wood and a nice warm buttcrack would do very well. I also can't have the TV going during sex and I prefer to do it in the dark as opposed to with the lights on.

[aofe]

I wake up at 5 AM, and my feet hit the floor only a few seconds after my eyes open (coffee is grinding a mere few seconds after that).

[ncsuj]

I am the WORST in the morning. I am a zombie. Attempting to have sex with me first thing in the morning could be hazardous to one's health, unless we have slept in til at least 10a.m.