I went to a party yesterday! It was in the park! I was afraid of the park at first, but before long, I remembered that outdoors are cool, and I wandered out of the carrier. There were people there, man! And they pet me. It was nice ( Read more... )

Hello! We have become lazy about journaling. We are sure everyone has noticed. Everyone ( Read more... )

My name is Gunther. I make rugs tremble in fear.

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Dude! Cingular just had an ad on TV about their new Oliver network! PURR PURR PURR I gotta get in that man! I got to meet all the other Olivers, man! DUDE!

Hello Gunther fans!
I have not been allowed to post much lately. I shit on the carpet a lot and the female human won't let me use her computer as punishment.

But I have important news! I have just been outside! It is OK. I wasn't afraid this time, like last time. The female human took pictures! Here are some of them.

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One of our humans is out on OUR front porch this very minute feeding that random gray bitchy neko that wanders the neighborhood! How dare he?? That is OUR foooooooood!

On Friday evening I decided that it was undignified for a world leader to be holed up underground. So, I decided to insist that the humans bring me back in the house. My female minion with the long blond hair came out when she heard me call for her at the window. Humans should always do exactly as they're told. Usually they don't get the ( Read more... )

I always post via telepathy, so the fact that I am not home and am out and about the neighborhood missing and worrying the humans should not hinder me from posting an entry in my journal ( Read more... )

Doooood! I want a pet chick.

Pet chick man! Pet chick!

Chicks are BIRDS! Man! BIIIRDS!