I am LOST
I always post via telepathy, so the fact that I am not home and am out and about the neighborhood missing and worrying the humans should not hinder me from posting an entry in my journal.
This afternoon I got the sudden inspiration that to RULE THE WORLD, I must venture out into it. And so, I pushed my way out a screened window!
But now, I'm cold dammit. And hungry. And I can't find my way home!
Where's my GPS system Palm Pilot? I got to get me one of those.
This afternoon I got the sudden inspiration that to RULE THE WORLD, I must venture out into it. And so, I pushed my way out a screened window!
But now, I'm cold dammit. And hungry. And I can't find my way home!
Where's my GPS system Palm Pilot? I got to get me one of those.