I caught a bir-duh!
I went to a party yesterday! It was in the park! I was afraid of the park at first, but before long, I remembered that outdoors are cool, and I wandered out of the carrier. There were people there, man! And they pet me. It was nice.
The people were all playing a card game and eating chips and salsa. I wasn't interested in the cards. They somehow made people less interested in petting me! I'm way more cute and soft than any dumb card.
And I definitely wasn't into the chips and salsa. I mean how could you eat that stuff when the park provided an abundance of live morsels ripe for the pickin? I picked off some kind of small bird. I admit, I wasn't quite sure what to do with it! I was going to bring it back to the blanket, lay it down and share with everyone, but Traci's friend decided to pry my mouth open and release the bird before I had the chance. He flew away.
Told you I was ferocious!
I wanted to stay at the party, but two of the humans kept sneezing and saying something about me making too many allergens. So I got 'voted off the island', they said. No fair. I wasn't ready to go home.
The people were all playing a card game and eating chips and salsa. I wasn't interested in the cards. They somehow made people less interested in petting me! I'm way more cute and soft than any dumb card.
And I definitely wasn't into the chips and salsa. I mean how could you eat that stuff when the park provided an abundance of live morsels ripe for the pickin? I picked off some kind of small bird. I admit, I wasn't quite sure what to do with it! I was going to bring it back to the blanket, lay it down and share with everyone, but Traci's friend decided to pry my mouth open and release the bird before I had the chance. He flew away.
Told you I was ferocious!
I wanted to stay at the party, but two of the humans kept sneezing and saying something about me making too many allergens. So I got 'voted off the island', they said. No fair. I wasn't ready to go home.