Christ, how come every time I get caught doing something even remotely wrong, it's in the middle of leaving? >_< I apparently just got joey in huge trouble by accident (Goodl uck with The Robot), anyway. Tonight was alot of fun, lots of Mario involved ( Read more... )

Roar. I feel like absolute shit. Complete, utter shit ~_~ it's not that im sick, i just ache all over, i just took a few tylenol though, so ill be fine ( Read more... )

So, the past week's been a healthy mix of awesome and shit, it's weird.

Lemme see.. I still don't have my fucking raise at work.
I still don't know if I'm getting a second job or not.
I'm going to see Becky for the first time in an eternity this week.
I got a speeding ticket Friday on the way to work, 59 in a 45 >.< $138 ( Read more... )

Joey: Speaking of dick sucking, Jess is back

Me: Hey, is Ragen coming down for dinner?
Kelly: No
Me: Awesome
Kelly: ... You're going to eat her mango aren't you?
Me: Damn right.

Another great happening at work.

Leon: He'll shoot yo ass but naked, his dick will be like *makes floppy motion with hand*
Roger: Leon, it really disturbs me that you're talking about Mr Strickland's penis like that

Kelly: This is going in your Livejournal isn't it?
Me: Goddamn right.

No matter what Ashley says, I totally won our street race. It was obviously only to JTB, and besides, getting caught behind a USPS truck doesn't count.

And she threw gum at my car, that asshole.

Roger: "Karim, what do you know about marijuana?"
Karim: *crosses arms* "What do you want to know?"

Quite possibly the funniest exchange I've seen during my time at the carriage club.

So ( Read more... )

Is it possible to love and hate someone at the same time? I mean, okay, Kristina. I care abot her more that I've probably ever told her, and I guess it's because I'm afraid (and almost positive that) she doesn't care about me as much, and I've backed out of telling her how much she means to me so many times just because I'm afraid of being told ( Read more... )