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Roar. I feel like absolute shit. Complete, utter shit ~_~ it's not that im sick, i just ache all over, i just took a few tylenol though, so ill be fine.
I was thinking earlier, about video games. Where have we gone with video games? It used to be that you were the hero, you were a fat plumber wearing overalls, and you save a princess, fuck money, and fuck anyone who got in your way. If any bitch-ass little turtles got in your way, youd stomp on their heads, and kick their shells laughing maniacally as it sped toward it's minions, obviously killing them all, at the end of that particular part of your journey, you walked up to the local fortress, and in an act of complete disregard of authority, you take down their flags, before you proceed to just beat the living fuck out of everyone inside. I'm assuming that you murder everyone inside with some kind of brutal weapon, because you go inside of the castle, and they refuse to show what happens, this is obviously to shelter children from the horrors of italian warfare. At the end of your journey, you murder the giant turtle without talking to him, he's obviously below you, out of sheer spite of having to run and jump to the right for all of that time.
That was utterly pointless, and I'm sorry.
I was thinking earlier, about video games. Where have we gone with video games? It used to be that you were the hero, you were a fat plumber wearing overalls, and you save a princess, fuck money, and fuck anyone who got in your way. If any bitch-ass little turtles got in your way, youd stomp on their heads, and kick their shells laughing maniacally as it sped toward it's minions, obviously killing them all, at the end of that particular part of your journey, you walked up to the local fortress, and in an act of complete disregard of authority, you take down their flags, before you proceed to just beat the living fuck out of everyone inside. I'm assuming that you murder everyone inside with some kind of brutal weapon, because you go inside of the castle, and they refuse to show what happens, this is obviously to shelter children from the horrors of italian warfare. At the end of your journey, you murder the giant turtle without talking to him, he's obviously below you, out of sheer spite of having to run and jump to the right for all of that time.
That was utterly pointless, and I'm sorry.