HOW'S MY DRIVING?!

Any feedback on my characterization of Andy Gallagher can go here. Don't hesitate to tell me- I really do want to hear it. All I ask is that you stay civil, and offer examples and/or solutions, rather then just voice the problem and do nothing to help ( Read more... )

( he'll totally never remember to check this thing )

You know-- I've been trying to complain about this all day, but as long as it's still an inanimate object, what-the-hell-ever.


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I've never been all for the knife juggling and clowns thing, but that one wasn't so bad. I mean, more mess than the last curse, but less bloodbath, right? Unless you're allergic to popcorn, the worst that'll happen are the embarrassing pictures you find afterwards with captions like Me The Time I worked as a Bearded Lady For a Day ( Read more... )

Are you all insane? You are. That's it-- that's it, you've all. Lost your minds. Okay, you're playing a game? You want the flag? You play tag, you even tackle somebody. You don't whip out a gun and shoot the other team.

We're not a mob. We don't have street fights.

Alright, uh, I've got a feeling I'll regret asking this, but what's the story with that--with the thing from the other day? Does it have something to do with the hair tentacles, or--?

I mean, all this? Talk about a total screw you to Mother's Day. 'As a gift, I'll strangle everybody'? I guess I should forget about how or why [last line not ( Read more... )

...Trace? Hey, Trace! Tracey? [long, stunned silence]

Guys, seriously? I love the jokes and everything, but if this makes me late for work again, I'll be stuck scrubbing tables for the next four hours. It'll be, like, the crapshift.

And what's... this isn't my phone, either Listen, hello! I don't know who's in here, but I think I blacked out or ( Read more... )

Wow, weather-- you know, there must be something wrong. See? This is actually normal.

[Was that sarcasm? Yes, that was mild sarcasm. But this is a lot better than any of the few curses he's seen thrown around, so there's a little relief mixed in there that he wasn't hit by the dream thing-- as well as some amusement, because he would have ( Read more... )

ohgodohgod... [That's muttered quietly for a few seconds, before a long pause follows.] Ohmygod, what is this? Sam--Jake--Ava! She brought that thing--demon thing-- in here, like, full on summoned it! Beam me in, master, wham! What the hell is wrong with...

[Sound of a deep breath. Clearly talking to himself isn't going to help much, here.] Right ( Read more... )

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