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[projectionary]

Alright, uh, I've got a feeling I'll regret asking this, but what's the story with that--with the thing from the other day? Does it have something to do with the hair tentacles, or--?

I mean, all this? Talk about a total screw you to Mother's Day. 'As a gift, I'll strangle everybody'? I guess I should forget about how or why [last line not

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[malleableworld]

I got that draino that destroys hair.

[projectionary]

My next guess would've been shaving cream. Hey, did you hear about that lemon cake idea?

[malleableworld]

I brought some home from work.

[projectionary]

Shaving cream or lemon cake?

1/2

[shutupsammy]

Mother's Day probably deserves a big screw you, anyway. I never got the point of holidays like that. They only make people feel left out or even worse, guilty. Personally, I find a mama-monster that appears for Mother's Day to drag its slimy stinky ass around a huge ironic laugh and a half. For at least six or seven reasons.

[shutupsammy]

And I have both arms.

[projectionary]

Dude, I've never been it's number one fan or anything, but you don't seriously mean you wanna see a slimy mama-monster even on a day that isn't Mother's Day? Passing on feeling celebratory is great until they stick us inside a horror flick for the day.

Okay, good, I just-- had to check.

[shutupsammy]

Dude, Andy, I can't kick any monster ass if there's no monster asses around to kick. Not saying I'm happy she's here or happy to hear about people getting...kidnapped and killed or whatever, but--

You know what? You wouldn't understand. It's fine.

[cal_sitter]

I hope he tells you he escaped the pipes with both arms attached. I'm having enough problems with this quiche without fitting a lecture into my schedule.

[projectionary]

Yeah, don't worry, he said he made it out fully armed.

...What kind of lecture would you give him?

[cal_sitter]

A variation on the one I give my brother about leaving his ammunition near hot burners. The proper handling of weapons, and so on.

[projectionary]

So you hunt monsters too? I didn't think--even after that stuff about the vampires-- or did you just mean normal weapons?

[dreamsofnoah]

You've remembered then~?

[projectionary]

[Takes a second to think on thiiiis] Road? You're Road Camelot, right? I talked to you when I blanked out a few weeks back? Yeah, I-- remember everything now.

[dreamsofnoah]

Mmhmm~, that's me ♥

Did you find out what happened?

[projectionary]

Right, well it's nice to meet you while I'm not distracted. Sorry about-- if I called you crazy.

No idea. I'm going with a bad curse.

[punchlikeagirl]

That was seriously freaky, wasn't it?

[projectionary]

Freaky doesn't even cover it. All that hair? I heard it was even coming out of some guy's shower.

[punchlikeagirl]

Maybe he just needs to clean his shower more often.

[projectionary]

Even if this stuff was natural, it'd take a couple centuries and a room full of gorillas to clog up a shower drain like that. And I... think it was coming out of the showerhead.