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⊕ [004] [voice]

May 10, 2009 17:46

Alright, uh, I've got a feeling I'll regret asking this, but what's the story with that--with the thing from the other day? Does it have something to do with the hair tentacles, or--?

I mean, all this? Talk about a total screw you to Mother's Day. 'As a gift, I'll strangle everybody'? I guess I should forget about how or why [last line not ( Read more... )

what, sanity withdrawal, hair monster, still alive really, entry, do not friggin' want, where art thou normalicy, worse than frontierland

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1/2 shutupsammy May 10 2009, 23:15:34 UTC

Mother's Day probably deserves a big screw you, anyway. I never got the point of holidays like that. They only make people feel left out or even worse, guilty. Personally, I find a mama-monster that appears for Mother's Day to drag its slimy stinky ass around a huge ironic laugh and a half. For at least six or seven reasons.

shutupsammy May 10 2009, 23:15:54 UTC

And I have both arms.

projectionary May 10 2009, 23:28:26 UTC

Dude, I've never been it's number one fan or anything, but you don't seriously mean you wanna see a slimy mama-monster even on a day that isn't Mother's Day? Passing on feeling celebratory is great until they stick us inside a horror flick for the day.

Okay, good, I just-- had to check.

shutupsammy May 10 2009, 23:30:13 UTC

Dude, Andy, I can't kick any monster ass if there's no monster asses around to kick. Not saying I'm happy she's here or happy to hear about people getting...kidnapped and killed or whatever, but--

You know what? You wouldn't understand. It's fine.

projectionary May 10 2009, 23:32:52 UTC

Yeah, uh-- I'm pretty sure I understand how you feel about the holiday, but the monster thing's still on a totally different level.

shutupsammy May 10 2009, 23:36:09 UTC

And I am glad you're the way you are Andy, believe me. Giant-ass bong and shag carpeting and everything else. I would not want you any other way. Everything considered.

1/2 projectionary May 10 2009, 23:41:47 UTC

Thanks, Dean.

projectionary May 10 2009, 23:42:10 UTC

But--wait a second, when did you ever see the inside of my van?

shutupsammy May 10 2009, 23:53:06 UTC

Awkward. Really awkward. You are...so awkward. All the time.

Awesome.

But awkward.

projectionary May 10 2009, 23:58:23 UTC

So you're saying that you guys... broke into my van. Back when you thought I was a murderer? Dude, what you expecting to find?

shutupsammy May 11 2009, 00:06:10 UTC

Rooby racks?

projectionary May 11 2009, 00:15:51 UTC

...Right. Did you like the tiger?

[OOC: ....there was a "were" in that last tag. Ahahasjhf]

shutupsammy May 11 2009, 00:17:35 UTC

The tiger was badass. But not as badass as the library.

[ooc: totally did not even notice there wasn't 8D]

projectionary May 11 2009, 00:34:23 UTC

Friggin' sweet, yeah. And you know, this isn't the first time I've gotten that about the books. If you ever pick one up? Philosophy, they're all about exploring ideas, uh, morals and ideals, perspectives-- it can be pretty refreshing. Really makes you stop and think.

[OOC: excellent, all is well with the world 83]

shutupsammy May 11 2009, 00:51:02 UTC

Somebody's gotta do the stopping and thinking, I guess. I'm no good at it. So it may as well be you.

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