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New cat
thsi is teh new cat and his sister. i watch them alot. -
muhbe i am back?
there this cat whut lives inna Raul's house now what kinda luuk lik me. i talk to him a lot. he confuzzled lik i wus. i try to help. so does Kirin and a Sammy Cat and muh sister.
mauybe i let him talk to yuo guys, yuo guys? -
Kirin Cat
so Raul dont know thsi butt i am keepin watch ovr him still wiff momy. i notice laetly he is sad. then i seed why, his boy Kirin wus dying. now i known Kirin since he tried to do muh boy all them years ago and i speered him into teh wall with muh bootiful bulk. he wus always shifty butt he made Raul happy. he wus teh sherrif in teh big old ( Read more... ) -
i bAck!
so yuo guys now i ded and stuff, butt i still around. im inna back yard wiff teh ferry cat thing taht Raul luvs, butt then i herd taht Mega-Cons wus happenin! so i wus toataly there, yuo guys, crop dustin peeple wiff my butt winds. i dressed as a ghost, obvisly ( Read more... ) -
it all over, yuo guys.
So, yuo guys, i gaved up. this is muh suicide note left fer teh worlds liek tath fat slut in canadia whut wus just copppinyg me in advanse. whut i am about to tell you will shock you and amase yuo like nuthing before or soince, cuz it teh true storyy about muh life in teh hood ( Read more... ) -
this sux yuo guys.
so i met a guy, hes awesum. his name is doctor charlie. i ben seeing him fer about a year. i get inna box, get duhlevered to him and he checks me out and ses nice things about me. its reely cool, you guys. i tink i luv him and i now he luvs me ( Read more... ) -
Whut i ben doing
so lately i ben doing stuffs. leik being sick and getting surguries. butt i did fight taht fat man Santa Klaus again butt he didnt realy put up teh fight. he jus said "not in teh face, not in teh face" and gaved up. i wus suspichous ( Read more... ) -
Hi!
i know its beena long tiem. i been busy. making muh sister even fatter. i been tellin her taht Senor Cat loves fat pussy and so she eating a lot!
(Raul's notes:)
Sorry everyone. I haven't kept up with this at all in the past year. PGM is alive and well, and well, crazier that ever...if that can be believed. I miss this place, and all of you ( Read more... ) -
Senor Cat
so they is this outside cat that comes around every night. Raul calls him Senor Cat, mostly cuz i think Raul is being raceist. neways, he a handsome cat i guess, muh sister is totaly in love wiff him ( Read more... ) -
muh life lately.
so Raul wus eatin a hot pocket teh other day when he knowed taht it wus mine! so he sittin there all smug and shut while i plead muh case to him butt he wusnt listnin.
so i did whut i hadda do, and swatted it out of his hand. YOU GONNA EAT IT NOW RAUL ITS BEEN ONNA FLOOR YOU DONT CLEAN!! is okay Raul, i will eat it. and I did.
(Raul's note ( Read more... )