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Moar stuffs!
okays yuo guys, i haves to tell you about this rule i has. i told you before butt aparantly no one gets it. Raul sure dont. muh rule is taht if food has been in another cat fer less then 20 minutes it is fare game. if it longer then 20 minutes i dont eat it ( Read more... ) -
Muh Ex-Mas
so i tolds you about taht fat man catnapping me. he dids it a while ago. i wus minding muh own busenieuss jus waiting fer teh pizza guy when he struck! he wus masquueradeud as teh guy what brings me pizza and took me to teh north poel. there i wus forced to do stuffs liek make toys fer kids what hates me neways because of stuffs they reds on ( Read more... ) -
Happy News Years!
i so srry you guys, butt i hassa good excuse. as you all knows, i gets into teh big fight evry year wiff that fat man santa klaws. every year he tries so hard but i kick his butt ( Read more... ) -
i srry.
i have not been on teh onlines lately becuz i gots this thing in teh mail that ses i am a fugiturve! they is after me ( Read more... ) -
it hus began.
i have been veruh busy loosing wait fer a new contest i caint tell you about yet. but i can say taht Raul had surgury on his knee thingy and has been not doing much to recovr. well he wus joking wiff mommy because i sit onna cooler in teh cat room someties and he ses i gunna brake it and fall to teh floor ( Read more... ) -
Ha ha Raul!
So Raul gets this so unesecary leg surgury on his knee and thinks taht he can make me knot make liveurinal entries. ha ha Raul ( Read more... ) -
i been busy.
srry yuo guys, butt Raul has been goin thru knee sugury and stuffs so i haves to consoles him by jumping on his crotch when he least expect it. also i haveta make sure that he has his hot tea when he needs it and then i spill it on his lap and make him stand on his bad knee to chase me. i swear teh doctors told me to do it and i looked it up on ( Read more... ) -
teh tail of teh fat man what but i kicked last night.
so i wroted this last night butt Raul was drunk and chasin me around after he found out what i did to teh fat man in teh red suit ( Read more... ) -
Happy Polydays!
so yuo know taht wiff teh Polydays coming, it time for jus one thing. muh annnusal fight wiff taht fat man inna red suit.
it okay yuo guys, i been bulking up and sanerer tahn ever.
serioulsty sanerer.
not crazy.
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teh other days
so teh other days i noticded taht teh door to teh other room wus closed and they wus a smell coming from there ( Read more... )