Can we talk about how Fast and Furious 6 makes something like... four Avengers references at least? I counted (while watching for the first time and being mostly distracted by the shiny ( Read more... )

Can we talk about the new Iron Man, because that was a big, steaming pile of Not Okay.

>>SPOILERS<<

I mean, if watched isolated from all other Marvel movies and if you don't know shit about the 'verse and if you have no clue what Extremis is and are okay with the Mandarin being a prop and Pepper getting pimped and everything being very funny and ( Read more... )

So, one, Cowboys and Aliens is a surprisingly good movie, once you've accepted that aliens in the Wild West aren't any more or less absurd than aliens in hte twenty-first century ( Read more... )

I watched The Amazing Spiderman yesterday. Spoilers. Cut.

( Right here. )

I have to ask.

What's up with Loki's seatbelt thing? The one on his coat? That looks like bondage for dummies, except I'm pretty sure the thing just hangs there, like a leftover strap of I don't even know what. And there's this bit of metal in the front that makes it even weirder, okay, and I totally have the urge to, I don't know, cut it off, or ( Read more... )

( This is basically one massive Avengers spoiler. )

I just (finally) got around to watching Sucker Punch. Why does everyone hate that movie?

( Cut for anyone still wanting to see that movie. )

... the pussy who just fast-forwarded over Steve the Dancing Monkey while watching Captain America because I was dying of second hand embarrassment. One day, I'll have to cure myself of that ( Read more... )

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This song just kills me every single time.

The grass was so green against my new clothes,
And I did cartwheels in your honour.
Dancing on tiptoes,
My own secret ceremonials,
Before the service began.
In the graveyard, doing handstands.
- Florence & the Machine, Only if for a night

I want more sunshine and I want more time ( Read more... )