FAITE, YER BUNCH O' FANNIES.? CIAMAR A THA THU ? HOW ARE YOUSE? FILTHY? AYE? THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TAE HEAR ( Read more... )

FLOCK. CONGREGATION. MOST FILTHY LADIES AND CORRUPT GENTLEMEN ( Read more... )

OH YE FAITHFUL.
The past week has been absolutely marvellous, you persistence and faith, devotion and zeal to most rampant sinning, it pleases the capricious deities of porn, I assure you, dear flock. THINGS OF BEAUTY HAVE BEEN PRODUCES, UNIQUE AND INTRICATE AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO YOU. Those who had strayed into firm morale and unblemished sexual ( Read more... )

FIRST OF ALL, TIF (SADLY IN ABSENTIA TONIGHT) AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME ALL AND SUNDRY TO THE CONGREGATION, THE SUPER-EPIC FRIENDING MEME AT THE ninth_eagle SHOVELED ME SOME NEW FRIENDS AND I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE AN EXTREMELY ENTHUSIASTIC AND INAPPROPRIATE (*GROPE GROPE*) 'HULLO' IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION. I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THIS WEEK'S MASS AND THAT YOU ( Read more... )

for all my new friends and people who have not previously encountered The Sunday Service I must warn your of the blasphemy that is about to take place. Some may find this offensive

FIRST OF ALL.
THE REVERENDS (that is ladytiferet and I)WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS THEIR UTTERMOST GRATITUDE FOR YOUR (AND BY THAT I MEAN AUTHORS, CHEERLEADERS, COMMENTATORS STRAY ( Read more... )

Gems and germs, my beautiful authors and beautiful cheerleaders. Last week has not been as overwhelming fruitful as the Sunday Service had the first time around but we have still received some HIGHLY PROMISING OFFERS and de-lurked some notorious, impish little lurkers (I'm looking at you, Morgan The Marvellous ;)) and some wonderful authors decided ( Read more... )

This has little to do with sermon to follow, but I'd like to wave my new friend subterrain, who wrote a gorgeous My kindly and most gracious master that yese all should go and read. Welcome to our most fervent congregation

BEFORE WE BEGIN TIF AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A MASSIVE MASSIVE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE! WE HAD NOT EXPECTED THE RESPONSE WE GOT, NOT ONLY ( Read more... )

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