WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES FOUR
OH YE FAITHFUL.
The past week has been absolutely marvellous, you persistence and faith, devotion and zeal to most rampant sinning, it pleases the capricious deities of porn, I assure you, dear flock. THINGS OF BEAUTY HAVE BEEN PRODUCES, UNIQUE AND INTRICATE AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO YOU. Those who had strayed into firm morale and unblemished sexual conduct have broken the seals of their purity and have set themselves free, popping their cherries with wonderful first-time submissions. HOW IT HAS PLEASED THE REVERENDS, ONE CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE. WE HAVE LOOKED UPON THE FIELDS OF OUR LABOUR AND WE DID GRIN BENEVOLENTLY UPON THE SEXINESS BEFORE US.
FOR IT WAS SEXY.
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT ATTENDED THE MASS BEFORE I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A VERY WARM AND STICKY WELCOME. IT'S WARM AND STICKY AND INAPPROPRIATE LIKE ALL GOOD THINGS ARE. I HOPE YOU WON'T BE STRANGERS IN THE FUTURE.
As mentioned in previous week's mass and for the sake of cleanliness (rest assured flock, not the moral one) the MOST WONDROUS fills have been posted underneath THE LOVELY PROMPTS in the main Sunday Service posts. You can find them these, nice and neat.
The First Sunday Service
The Second Sunday Service
The Third Sunday Service
The Fourth Sunday Service
Last Week's Service
as all other contributions can be now found in main posts of the respective SunServices, I shall just mention the freshly baked ones from last week.
CANON
Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus-declaration of desire through
The lovely OP requested:
! Think graffiti from Pompeii: http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
Like, Marcus gets drunk and writes suggestive messages about his feelings for Esca and Esca's cock. Maybe Esca, urged by the new Greek slave of the household, discreetly helps the Greek clean this stuff up so Marcus doesn't become too much of a laughingstock... and eventually the Greek slave realises Marcus' BFF Esca can't read Latin... so he teaches him so Esca understands the Ovid-style odes to his Celtic charms that Marcus leaves on the walls as he takes a drunken piss outside a tavern.
Take it from here.
this has not been properly filled yet but little sparrows happen to tell me that a certain ninja_orange claimed it.
AU
Prompt 3
a shameful act of shameless favouritism but I have such a boner for this prompt (and the visual aid attached to it) it's not even funny, so I can't help but pimp it with all my heart. And every single blood vessel I got.
Esca/Marcus- stripper AU, miscomunication
Rev. Tif pleaded for:
Esca is a wild little stripper who takes the "I'm not a whore" position very, very seriously. No one wants to be in the boots of some unlucky fucker who would make a mistake of propositioning him.
Well, and Marcus just did... Uhm, actually he didn't, but Esca thinks he did, and now all hell is about to break lose.
(And yes, I made this stripper!Esca just for you; it wasn't fair that Marcus/Chan had all the fun in this department ;P also, I love this photo and I was dying to use this tattoo design on Jamie :D)
WTFFFFFF originalpuck IS NOT A SAINT. SHE'S THE ANGEL OF THE LORD. SERIOUSLY THIS GIRL. I HAVE NO WORDS. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. THE BURNING PITS DO NOT BURN SO HOT.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power
Prompt 4
Okay, Tif suggested this one last minute and guys, I think it might just be my favourite this week.
Esca/Marcus- Modern AU, Martial Arts
Visiting the MMA Expo Marcus comes to a krav maga workshop taught by Esca (or a wuxia workshop, or any martial art that doesn't favor the bigger opponent).
Seeing Esca, wearing some baggy sweats, smiling and talking to somebody excitedly, looking all blond and delicate, Marcus can't suppress a snort.
Esca is not amused. He takes off his shirt (tattoos!) and proceeds to show Marcus his place.
Marcus learns his lesson and they become best (butt)buddies. Well, maybe not immediately :)
Bonus points for snickers from the audience when Marcus enters the mat with Esca, because they know what's in store for him even though he has no idea how fucked he is.
More bonus points for locker room/showers sex at some point.
ninja_orange like a true true member of the most FAITHFUL flock listened to the temptation and gave in, as giving in is greatly encouraged with her utterly magnificent Esca/Marcus Martial Arts and our freshly appointed bishop was not far behind with a sexy follow-up to the aforementioned fill.
I would also like to welcome a very busy but no less faithful devotee lalazee as a first-time contributor, as she has cheerfully popped her Sunday Service cherry with Come at me, bro
HOWEVER IT IS NOT ALL HAPPY FAMILY REUNIONS AND MARSHMALLOWS FLOATING IN HOT CHOCOS ON STORMY NIGHTS. SOME OF OUR LITTLE ORPHANS ARE STILL WAITING TO KNOW THE WARMTH OF A HOMELY HEARTH. THEY TUG AT THE SLEEVES OF THE PASSING CLERGY WONDERING, TEARY EYED, IF SOMEONE HAD ASKED FOR THEM. THEY PRESS THEIR CUTE BUTTON NOSES TO FROSTY WINDOWS WATCHING FOR COUCHES MERGING FROM THE MISTY MOORS. MAYBE THIS TIME, MAYBE THIS TIME SOMEONE WILL TAKE THEM IN.
THEY DON'T NEED MUCH. JUST A WARM, DRY BED AND A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD.
1) Esca/Marcus- Fighting!Esca
The OP requested:
"After a particularly nastry run in with a few Romans, Esca is forced into a duel to the death. Bloody, dirty, bruised, and gorgeous Esca is all kinda of right in my book ^.-
Prompt note: The run in can be anything from one of them insulting Esca's family, heritage, Marcus, etc. I figure most of the upper class Romans would still look down on Britons (even if they're free ^.-)"
be it a single scene, an episode pre or post battle, a pwp with post-fight sexing? it is up to you authors! look at its poor little face, it evidently needs some h/c from youse!
2) Esca/Marcus- AU, Esca has been Marcus's slave/servant since childhood
"So, this can be either a canon au or modern or futuristic or anything...but Marcus is injured as a child (like when he's five or six), so his dad hires/buys teenage!Esca to help Marcus. So esca kind of resents him at first, but Marcus is so sad and pitiful and sweet that Esca can't help but sort of adore him. So Marcus gets piggyback rides and Esca becomes pretty much his only friend because Marcus gets alienated because he's rich/a gimp/whatever.
Anyway, Esca is there for Marcus all the time...when his dad dies, as he's learning to walk again, etc., and as Marcus begins to grow up things start to get sort of weird. Cue Esca feeling really wrong things for his teenage charge and Marcus desperately hiding a crush from his best friend."
I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT A FAMILY HAS INDEED BEEN REUNITED, THE GORGEOUS nebulia found her baby again and filled it with love in her Easy If You Try
3) Esca/Marcus - matchmaking Placidus
the wonderful temperance_k asked for:
Since I'm 50~ pages away from finishing the book, I've been tortured by many prompts. NONE OF THEM are as appealing as inadvertent matchmaking!Placidus.
It's pretty much canon, I could QUOTE it at you, and so please, anons, I would like Placidus' snide remarks continually forcing Esca and Marcus together until they really are together, and Placidus' complete and utter horror at realizing what he has done.
Double bonus points for Marcus and Esca being pretty oblivious throughout.
PLEASE, MY LOVELIES! HOW HILARIOUS AND SWEET CAN THIS BE? ESPECIALLY IF UNCLE A. CATCHES ONTO THE SHENANIGANS AND STARTS ASKING PLACIDUS TO COME DINE WITH THEM WAYYY TO OFTEN FOR ANYBODY ELSE'S LIKING. HE'D SUFFER JUST TO SEE THE BOYS MAKE IT IN THE END I AM SURE.
Since undoubtedly our stunning Archbishop and BEAUTIFUL New Media Challenge (Ave!) will take time away from the hands of a lot of congreation members Reverend Tif (ladytiferet) and I hope that this week's prompts won't put too much strain on your already stressful schedules. Be it single scenes, commentfics, short one-shots or drabbles, I hope the following prompts will be to your liking!!
Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus- Breathplay
Esca/Marcus
I'm dying to read some kinky asphyxiation on here!
I'd really love if it were bottom!Esca who is really turned on by Marcus choking him. Especially since Marcus, being the caring guy we all know he is, would be like "But I don't want to hurt you!" and Esca is all "DO IT. DO. IT. NOW."
Pretty please? :D
who are we to say 'no' to this kinky little thing?
HOLYFUCKINGSHITE. BRING A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR FOR Trust
and our lovely Bishop would not be bettered in this regards and offered us rough and emotional Friend from the Foe
Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus -bodyswap
I don't care how you do it, just make it happen!
Bonus points for having to re-learn each other!sexytiems.
CUTE AND CRACKY AND FUN. HOPEFULLY WILL BE A WELCOME BREAK FROM ALL THIS ANGST.
Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus- AU, druid!Esca
Can be bookverse or movieverse, but I would like Esca to be both a warrior and a druid, a keeper of the tribe's traditions. Suppose he managed to keep his druidic powers secret, unlike being the chieftain's son, warrior elite etc, etc. But somewhere post-book/movie, while they're all happily farming, something terrible happens, animals dying, no crops, horrible weather, or Marcus gets really sick, whatever you like. And Esca is suddenly very fierce and BAMF and performing obscure bloody rituals, maybe tattooing Marcus to ward of evil spirits... It's all very mysterious and Marcus is promptly smitten. Or even more smitten than before. You know. Maybe Esca needs to fuck Marcus in Stonehenge to prevent the end of the world.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IF THIS SERVICE WILL NOT END WITH MARCUS GETTING BUGGERED SIXTEEN WAYS TO SUNDAY IN STONEHENGE THEN I WILL PERSONALLY SMITE YOU. SMITE YOU!!!
Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus -werewolf, mating/claiming
Esca is a werewolf, who is very surprised to learn that his new master is the mate he has been searching for his entire life. He's torn between his hatred of Romans, and his desire to claim his mate.
LET THERE BE BITING.
AND BITING THERE WAS, OR THERE SHALL BE WITH pjvilar's incredible PACK OF TWO
I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts for next week's Service or just let us know of things more general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a pigeon, don't wanna be cramping your style.
We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends
and always remember to SIN BOLDLY
AND NERD IT UP A NOTCH
The past week has been absolutely marvellous, you persistence and faith, devotion and zeal to most rampant sinning, it pleases the capricious deities of porn, I assure you, dear flock. THINGS OF BEAUTY HAVE BEEN PRODUCES, UNIQUE AND INTRICATE AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO YOU. Those who had strayed into firm morale and unblemished sexual conduct have broken the seals of their purity and have set themselves free, popping their cherries with wonderful first-time submissions. HOW IT HAS PLEASED THE REVERENDS, ONE CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE. WE HAVE LOOKED UPON THE FIELDS OF OUR LABOUR AND WE DID GRIN BENEVOLENTLY UPON THE SEXINESS BEFORE US.
FOR IT WAS SEXY.
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT ATTENDED THE MASS BEFORE I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A VERY WARM AND STICKY WELCOME. IT'S WARM AND STICKY AND INAPPROPRIATE LIKE ALL GOOD THINGS ARE. I HOPE YOU WON'T BE STRANGERS IN THE FUTURE.
As mentioned in previous week's mass and for the sake of cleanliness (rest assured flock, not the moral one) the MOST WONDROUS fills have been posted underneath THE LOVELY PROMPTS in the main Sunday Service posts. You can find them these, nice and neat.
The First Sunday Service
The Second Sunday Service
The Third Sunday Service
The Fourth Sunday Service
Last Week's Service
as all other contributions can be now found in main posts of the respective SunServices, I shall just mention the freshly baked ones from last week.
CANON
Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus-declaration of desire through
The lovely OP requested:
! Think graffiti from Pompeii: http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
Like, Marcus gets drunk and writes suggestive messages about his feelings for Esca and Esca's cock. Maybe Esca, urged by the new Greek slave of the household, discreetly helps the Greek clean this stuff up so Marcus doesn't become too much of a laughingstock... and eventually the Greek slave realises Marcus' BFF Esca can't read Latin... so he teaches him so Esca understands the Ovid-style odes to his Celtic charms that Marcus leaves on the walls as he takes a drunken piss outside a tavern.
Take it from here.
this has not been properly filled yet but little sparrows happen to tell me that a certain ninja_orange claimed it.
AU
Prompt 3
a shameful act of shameless favouritism but I have such a boner for this prompt (and the visual aid attached to it) it's not even funny, so I can't help but pimp it with all my heart. And every single blood vessel I got.
Esca/Marcus- stripper AU, miscomunication
Rev. Tif pleaded for:
Esca is a wild little stripper who takes the "I'm not a whore" position very, very seriously. No one wants to be in the boots of some unlucky fucker who would make a mistake of propositioning him.
Well, and Marcus just did... Uhm, actually he didn't, but Esca thinks he did, and now all hell is about to break lose.
(And yes, I made this stripper!Esca just for you; it wasn't fair that Marcus/Chan had all the fun in this department ;P also, I love this photo and I was dying to use this tattoo design on Jamie :D)
WTFFFFFF originalpuck IS NOT A SAINT. SHE'S THE ANGEL OF THE LORD. SERIOUSLY THIS GIRL. I HAVE NO WORDS. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. THE BURNING PITS DO NOT BURN SO HOT.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power
Prompt 4
Okay, Tif suggested this one last minute and guys, I think it might just be my favourite this week.
Esca/Marcus- Modern AU, Martial Arts
Visiting the MMA Expo Marcus comes to a krav maga workshop taught by Esca (or a wuxia workshop, or any martial art that doesn't favor the bigger opponent).
Seeing Esca, wearing some baggy sweats, smiling and talking to somebody excitedly, looking all blond and delicate, Marcus can't suppress a snort.
Esca is not amused. He takes off his shirt (tattoos!) and proceeds to show Marcus his place.
Marcus learns his lesson and they become best (butt)buddies. Well, maybe not immediately :)
Bonus points for snickers from the audience when Marcus enters the mat with Esca, because they know what's in store for him even though he has no idea how fucked he is.
More bonus points for locker room/showers sex at some point.
ninja_orange like a true true member of the most FAITHFUL flock listened to the temptation and gave in, as giving in is greatly encouraged with her utterly magnificent Esca/Marcus Martial Arts and our freshly appointed bishop was not far behind with a sexy follow-up to the aforementioned fill.
I would also like to welcome a very busy but no less faithful devotee lalazee as a first-time contributor, as she has cheerfully popped her Sunday Service cherry with Come at me, bro
HOWEVER IT IS NOT ALL HAPPY FAMILY REUNIONS AND MARSHMALLOWS FLOATING IN HOT CHOCOS ON STORMY NIGHTS. SOME OF OUR LITTLE ORPHANS ARE STILL WAITING TO KNOW THE WARMTH OF A HOMELY HEARTH. THEY TUG AT THE SLEEVES OF THE PASSING CLERGY WONDERING, TEARY EYED, IF SOMEONE HAD ASKED FOR THEM. THEY PRESS THEIR CUTE BUTTON NOSES TO FROSTY WINDOWS WATCHING FOR COUCHES MERGING FROM THE MISTY MOORS. MAYBE THIS TIME, MAYBE THIS TIME SOMEONE WILL TAKE THEM IN.
THEY DON'T NEED MUCH. JUST A WARM, DRY BED AND A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD.
1) Esca/Marcus- Fighting!Esca
The OP requested:
"After a particularly nastry run in with a few Romans, Esca is forced into a duel to the death. Bloody, dirty, bruised, and gorgeous Esca is all kinda of right in my book ^.-
Prompt note: The run in can be anything from one of them insulting Esca's family, heritage, Marcus, etc. I figure most of the upper class Romans would still look down on Britons (even if they're free ^.-)"
be it a single scene, an episode pre or post battle, a pwp with post-fight sexing? it is up to you authors! look at its poor little face, it evidently needs some h/c from youse!
2) Esca/Marcus- AU, Esca has been Marcus's slave/servant since childhood
"So, this can be either a canon au or modern or futuristic or anything...but Marcus is injured as a child (like when he's five or six), so his dad hires/buys teenage!Esca to help Marcus. So esca kind of resents him at first, but Marcus is so sad and pitiful and sweet that Esca can't help but sort of adore him. So Marcus gets piggyback rides and Esca becomes pretty much his only friend because Marcus gets alienated because he's rich/a gimp/whatever.
Anyway, Esca is there for Marcus all the time...when his dad dies, as he's learning to walk again, etc., and as Marcus begins to grow up things start to get sort of weird. Cue Esca feeling really wrong things for his teenage charge and Marcus desperately hiding a crush from his best friend."
I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT A FAMILY HAS INDEED BEEN REUNITED, THE GORGEOUS nebulia found her baby again and filled it with love in her Easy If You Try
3) Esca/Marcus - matchmaking Placidus
the wonderful temperance_k asked for:
Since I'm 50~ pages away from finishing the book, I've been tortured by many prompts. NONE OF THEM are as appealing as inadvertent matchmaking!Placidus.
It's pretty much canon, I could QUOTE it at you, and so please, anons, I would like Placidus' snide remarks continually forcing Esca and Marcus together until they really are together, and Placidus' complete and utter horror at realizing what he has done.
Double bonus points for Marcus and Esca being pretty oblivious throughout.
PLEASE, MY LOVELIES! HOW HILARIOUS AND SWEET CAN THIS BE? ESPECIALLY IF UNCLE A. CATCHES ONTO THE SHENANIGANS AND STARTS ASKING PLACIDUS TO COME DINE WITH THEM WAYYY TO OFTEN FOR ANYBODY ELSE'S LIKING. HE'D SUFFER JUST TO SEE THE BOYS MAKE IT IN THE END I AM SURE.
Since undoubtedly our stunning Archbishop and BEAUTIFUL New Media Challenge (Ave!) will take time away from the hands of a lot of congreation members Reverend Tif (ladytiferet) and I hope that this week's prompts won't put too much strain on your already stressful schedules. Be it single scenes, commentfics, short one-shots or drabbles, I hope the following prompts will be to your liking!!
Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus- Breathplay
Esca/Marcus
I'm dying to read some kinky asphyxiation on here!
I'd really love if it were bottom!Esca who is really turned on by Marcus choking him. Especially since Marcus, being the caring guy we all know he is, would be like "But I don't want to hurt you!" and Esca is all "DO IT. DO. IT. NOW."
Pretty please? :D
who are we to say 'no' to this kinky little thing?
HOLYFUCKINGSHITE. BRING A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR FOR Trust
and our lovely Bishop would not be bettered in this regards and offered us rough and emotional Friend from the Foe
Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus -bodyswap
I don't care how you do it, just make it happen!
Bonus points for having to re-learn each other!sexytiems.
CUTE AND CRACKY AND FUN. HOPEFULLY WILL BE A WELCOME BREAK FROM ALL THIS ANGST.
Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus- AU, druid!Esca
Can be bookverse or movieverse, but I would like Esca to be both a warrior and a druid, a keeper of the tribe's traditions. Suppose he managed to keep his druidic powers secret, unlike being the chieftain's son, warrior elite etc, etc. But somewhere post-book/movie, while they're all happily farming, something terrible happens, animals dying, no crops, horrible weather, or Marcus gets really sick, whatever you like. And Esca is suddenly very fierce and BAMF and performing obscure bloody rituals, maybe tattooing Marcus to ward of evil spirits... It's all very mysterious and Marcus is promptly smitten. Or even more smitten than before. You know. Maybe Esca needs to fuck Marcus in Stonehenge to prevent the end of the world.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IF THIS SERVICE WILL NOT END WITH MARCUS GETTING BUGGERED SIXTEEN WAYS TO SUNDAY IN STONEHENGE THEN I WILL PERSONALLY SMITE YOU. SMITE YOU!!!
Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus -werewolf, mating/claiming
Esca is a werewolf, who is very surprised to learn that his new master is the mate he has been searching for his entire life. He's torn between his hatred of Romans, and his desire to claim his mate.
LET THERE BE BITING.
AND BITING THERE WAS, OR THERE SHALL BE WITH pjvilar's incredible PACK OF TWO
I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts for next week's Service or just let us know of things more general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a pigeon, don't wanna be cramping your style.
We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends
and always remember to SIN BOLDLY
AND NERD IT UP A NOTCH
