"Drakie, what's the surprise?" Pansy Parkinson giggled as Draco led her into the parlor. Draco had become quite fond of Pansy since Hermione had entered the family. Hermione had begged Draco to take her to Diagon Alley so she could get a new wand, since she was a new person. While there, they had noticed Pansy sitting on a bench, talking with her mother. Hermione had commented on the beautiful highlights in her hair, and how Pansy didn't look Pugish anymore. In that moment, Draco saw the annoying Pansy Parkinson in a new light.
The only difference between Hermione and the rest of the Malfoy's is that she was nice and polite.
"Drakie, what's the surprise?" Pansy Parkinson giggled as Draco led her into the parlor. Draco had become quite fond of Pansy since Hermione had entered the family. Hermione had begged Draco to take her to Diagon Alley so she could get a new wand, since she was a new person. While there, they had noticed Pansy sitting on a bench, talking with her mother. Hermione had commented on the beautiful highlights in her hair, and how Pansy didn't look Pugish anymore. In that moment, Draco saw the annoying Pansy Parkinson in a new light.
If there is one type of Sue I cannot stand, it's the Hermione!Sue. And why? Because more often than not these Suethors will turn her into A CHEAP PLASTIC BARBIE DOLL.
Whatever happened to "it's what on the inside that counts", hmm? The Hermione we all know and love prized intelligence over beauty, and her loved ones over material possessions. The real Hermione believed in equality for everyone, Muggleborns and house-elves included. The real Hermione is brave and loyal and would readily die for the people she loved. The real Hermione would NEVER give up the things she truly believed in, not even if she discovered she was related to the Malfoys. I think, if anything, she'd completely disregard this "revelation" and go on considering the Grangers as her real parents.
I'm sorry, but I just cannot stand Suethors who try to "improve" Hermione by making her a shmexy pureblood. Even if Hermione's physical appearance were to change, I hardly think who she is on the inside would. New looks /=/ new
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I'd like to see one where Hermione's appearance and bloodline change and her personality doesn't, and she finds the whole thing annoying. Draco won't stop bitching about how she should be in Slytherin now, but Dumbledore insists there's no reason to resort her. Guys keep hitting on her. Her breasts get in the way when she tries to read.
And - if you want to get a bit poignant - She misses her bushy hair, her brown eyes, and even her oversized teeth.
I seem to recall (I might be mistaken) that Hermione normally reads with her book in her lap, so I would think (I'm not an expert) that decently large breasts would interfere with that reading position. Anyway the point is to focus on how much 'teh hotness' is interfering with her normal life, which she was perfectly happy with.
"Draco's eyes widened and before he could do anything, both girls walked out of the room, no doubt towards Hermione's bed chambers. Draco groaned loudly, and flopped onto the couch."
...I'm not even going to say what's the mental image.
Seriously, this kind of story is just stupid. Plus, the Suethor totally dissed me with her "brown hair+brown eyes+brown skin= FUGLY!!".
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"Drakie, what's the surprise?" Pansy Parkinson giggled as Draco led her into the parlor. Draco had become quite fond of Pansy since Hermione had entered the family. Hermione had begged Draco to take her to Diagon Alley so she could get a new wand, since she was a new person. While there, they had noticed Pansy sitting on a bench, talking with her mother. Hermione had commented on the beautiful highlights in her hair, and how Pansy didn't look Pugish anymore. In that moment, Draco saw the annoying Pansy Parkinson in a new light.
There's a fail in every sentence here.
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"Drakie, what's the surprise?" Pansy Parkinson giggled as Draco led her into the parlor. Draco had become quite fond of Pansy since Hermione had entered the family. Hermione had begged Draco to take her to Diagon Alley so she could get a new wand, since she was a new person. While there, they had noticed Pansy sitting on a bench, talking with her mother. Hermione had commented on the beautiful highlights in her hair, and how Pansy didn't look Pugish anymore. In that moment, Draco saw the annoying Pansy Parkinson in a new light.
Is this where she was nice and polite....
Oh damn I broke my brain before work
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If there is one type of Sue I cannot stand, it's the Hermione!Sue. And why? Because more often than not these Suethors will turn her into A CHEAP PLASTIC BARBIE DOLL.
Whatever happened to "it's what on the inside that counts", hmm? The Hermione we all know and love prized intelligence over beauty, and her loved ones over material possessions. The real Hermione believed in equality for everyone, Muggleborns and house-elves included. The real Hermione is brave and loyal and would readily die for the people she loved. The real Hermione would NEVER give up the things she truly believed in, not even if she discovered she was related to the Malfoys. I think, if anything, she'd completely disregard this "revelation" and go on considering the Grangers as her real parents.
I'm sorry, but I just cannot stand Suethors who try to "improve" Hermione by making her a shmexy pureblood. Even if Hermione's physical appearance were to change, I hardly think who she is on the inside would. New looks /=/ new ( ... )
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And - if you want to get a bit poignant - She misses her bushy hair, her brown eyes, and even her oversized teeth.
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At that point I would seriously consider a reduction.
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...I'm not even going to say what's the mental image.
Seriously, this kind of story is just stupid. Plus, the Suethor totally dissed me with her "brown hair+brown eyes+brown skin= FUGLY!!".
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