"Her chest wasn't flat anymore, she was at least a "C" cup. She had curves, her hips were broad, but not too large."
My personal pet peeve... Why?! Why do people feel the need to do this?! A character can be wonderful even if they don't look like a friggin' barbie doll! I know- it's a hard thing to imagine, but it's true!
Like you said, the Barbie has alot to do with things like this. Barbie dolls take the minds of young girls and say "hey! You're not beautiful until you have a shape like this!" On a side note, if Barbie were a real person, her tiny legs would collapse and break under the strain of having to hold up her gigantic chest. It's a good thing that her head is empty, or else the massive weight of having a brain might just do her in.
Draco had talked to Pansy while Hermione went looking for a wand in Ollivanders. He complimented her hair, and joked about how she didn't look like a Pug anymore. She giggled, and hugged him, thanking him. 'I did it just for you,' she whispered in his ear. He asked her to dinner that night, and she accepted before kissing his cheek and leaving with her mother. Draco walked intp Ollivanders just as Hermione was paying for her new wand.
"Pans, remember last week when I said my life changed drastically?" she nodded, and looked at Draco with worry etched onto her face. Draco realized she wasn't as selfish as people made her out to be. She only acted like it so she could fit in. "Well, your about to find out why." Draco explained as he walked into the parlor where Hermione was sitting, sipping her tea. Hermione looked up when Draco entered, and her eyes widened in surprise.
So, I read through that like 5 times before I figured out that the flashback ended with Draco walking into Ollivander's.
I thought so... From what I could tell the first part of what I quoted, it took place before the main story: "Draco HAD TALKED to Pansy...". I'm not 100% certain, though.
"All she had to do was treat the house elves like worthless pieces of trash, think highly of herself, walk around like she owns the place - which she perfected within the first day of being a Malfoy. She had the Malfoy smirk down pat, and she used it more than Draco did."
That line seems to demonstrate some self-awareness on part of the fic. Strange, because your typical pureblood!Hermione fics lack it.
I'm confused! This sentence seems to show that the suethos is aware this kind of behavior is awful and primitive, and at the same time she makes her Sue act like this as if it was a good thing. This makes no sense! O.o She know it's bitchy and not-cool but still believes that her OC is nice and polite. All at the same time, how is this even possible?
LOL - go climb a wall of dicks! I'm going to use that now... if you don't mind? It's awesome.
As for this fic - this is my second-least-favorite kind of bad HP story. The worst for me are the ones where they replace Harry entirely and throw an obnoxious self-insert in who saves the world and negates all the main characters. But these Hermione-is-really-a-vapid-shallow-pureblood-with-giant-boobs-yay! stories are a close second. BLEH! >:(
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My personal pet peeve... Why?! Why do people feel the need to do this?! A character can be wonderful even if they don't look like a friggin' barbie doll! I know- it's a hard thing to imagine, but it's true!
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On a side note, if Barbie were a real person, her tiny legs would collapse and break under the strain of having to hold up her gigantic chest. It's a good thing that her head is empty, or else the massive weight of having a brain might just do her in.
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Because feet don't grow in the shade!
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"Pans, remember last week when I said my life changed drastically?" she nodded, and looked at Draco with worry etched onto her face. Draco realized she wasn't as selfish as people made her out to be. She only acted like it so she could fit in. "Well, your about to find out why." Draco explained as he walked into the parlor where Hermione was sitting, sipping her tea. Hermione looked up when Draco entered, and her eyes widened in surprise.
So, I read through that like 5 times before I figured out that the flashback ended with Draco walking into Ollivander's.
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That line seems to demonstrate some self-awareness on part of the fic. Strange, because your typical pureblood!Hermione fics lack it.
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As for this fic - this is my second-least-favorite kind of bad HP story. The worst for me are the ones where they replace Harry entirely and throw an obnoxious self-insert in who saves the world and negates all the main characters. But these Hermione-is-really-a-vapid-shallow-pureblood-with-giant-boobs-yay! stories are a close second. BLEH! >:(
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