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TITLE: The Missing Malfoy
PERPETRATOR: Not.Such.A.Great.Life
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Comments

[araikoe]

I have to work on my writing, but...I just died a little inside.

[malinbe]

Go read the series again, love. It looks like you missed a few chapters.

[artemis_j_halk]

A few chapters? I think she just skimmed the entire series.

[wolkenser]

No, it's more like she skimed a fanfic from Quizilla based on the movie.

[hickumu]

Skimmed? You're giving her THAT much credit?

[ninja_d0rk]

AAAAGH!!!

SO SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY HORRID GIRL-BEAST THAT SUCKED AWAY MY BRAINCELLS IN HIGHSCHOOL?

AAAAGH!!!

[ninja_d0rk]

Also, "streaight"? Wtf is that supposed to be? Whatever it is it reminds me of "freight". Freight train. Freight train teeth. Teeth look like http://www.rmtbristol.org.uk/georgian%20freight%20train.jpg ??

[ninja_d0rk]

Icon love!

[kris_pilar]

He complimented her hair, and joked about how she didn't look like a Pug anymore. She giggled, and hugged him, thanking him.

If a guy had just said that I didn't look like a pug anymore, I don't think I'd giggle and thank him. I'd slap the boy and walk off.

[artemis_j_halk]

"At least you don't look like a pug anymore."
"At least I never looked like an a-hole, like you!"

[hickumu]

Trufax.

[celestineangel]

You know, I'd love to see a Hermione-is-really-a-Malfoy fic where Hermione actually keeps everything about her personality that makes her Hermione, and her love for her friends, and remains herself despite suddenly being a rich pureblood.

I mean, it'd be an interesting story. How would the Hermione we know honestly react to knowing her true family's names and politics? To knowing that they hated her simply because they thought she was a Muggle-born? How would the Malfoys react to finding out she's their long-lost daughter, and to her insistence on remaining friends with Harry, remaining romantically connected to Ron, to her continued commitment to house elves' freedom? It could be a truly intriguing story with an interesting look into the characters' heads and hearts if someone would just do it right.

[celestineangel]

Actually -- and I'm afraid I can't remember where it was -- but I think from a years-old archive right here on Pottersues, there's a story about Hermione turning out to be a Malfoy (and Draco turning out to be a Granger, the two were switched at birth and enchanted or something) and it looked pretty good. It was a goofy prompt, but the author working on it treated it proper and serious (and a bit silly, given how ridiculous the premise is). It was a good take on the concept, well-written and not at all OOC, and I wish I could find it again because it's about A LOT BETTER THAN THIS.

[celestineangel]

Sounds interesting, at the very least.

[pandoras_closet]

Yeah, I was thinking about that too. It would be interesting.