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Feb 15, 2010 18:12

TITLE: The Missing Malfoy
PERPETRATOR: Not.Such.A.Great.Life
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rating - awful, related to the malfoys, sue - hermione granger

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clarinet_geek_ February 16 2010, 17:05:45 UTC

This is not only a disgrace to everything awesome about Hermione, but it's horribly unoriginal. I swear I've read another fic in which Hermione's nickname is Mia, and, how many "pureblood Sues that share Hermione's name and are destined to be paired with Draco and/or Blaise" do we really need?

sandstorm February 16 2010, 22:31:23 UTC

THIIIIIIS!

beacon80 February 16 2010, 17:42:37 UTC

All she had to do was treat the house elves like worthless pieces of trash

7 words for you
Society for the Protection of Elvish Workers

beacon80 February 17 2010, 00:58:47 UTC

I believe it's "Promotion of Elvish Welfare", actually.

beacon80 February 17 2010, 01:01:28 UTC

I stand corrected, but my point still stands.

beacon80 February 16 2010, 18:48:41 UTC

Also, Voldemort heir = fail.

It also fails to really explain why "Mia" had to go into hiding. Even if they do consider their child being Voldemort's heir a bad thing, why hide the daughter? Just present Draco. Or if Voldemort really decides he wants a female heir (seems unlikely, considering how prejudiced he is), is the newborn son somehow more deserving of this "bad" fate than his sister?

alteration_duck February 18 2010, 00:51:34 UTC

Why would Voldemort even have a heir? Isn't one of the main themes that Voldemort doesn't want to ever die?

stewiebrittany February 16 2010, 19:38:09 UTC

This isn't Hermione Granger. If this isn't Hermione Granger (not even by looks) why let her have the name Hermione Granger?

Seriously, where is Hermione Granger?

beacon80 February 16 2010, 19:53:24 UTC

Now I've got this random image of the Malfoys taking their secret daughter out of Saint Mungo's, because she's ready to interact with people again, only for some bizarre reason, she thinks she used to be Hermione Granger.

artemis_j_halk February 16 2010, 20:53:21 UTC

Now THAT would make a great story!

beacon80 February 16 2010, 21:05:22 UTC

Yeah, my mind seems to go in that direction a lot. Probably because somebody who only thinks they're powerful, or special, or whatever is far more interesting than someone who is.

I had a similar concept in an idea for a crack-fic called "An Influx of Students" where one of the students was released from Saint Mungo's, thinking she was not only Harry's twin sister, but also half-hippogriff!

Sadly I suck at actually writing crack-fics. However, if anyone who does write crack-fics ever needs ideas, let me know. I'm always willing to share ( ... )

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hickumu February 16 2010, 20:36:46 UTC

SAL alert. Prepare yourselves, minions!

beacon80 February 16 2010, 20:44:10 UTC

Really wish he'd stop. It's just obnoxious.

artemis_j_halk February 16 2010, 20:55:11 UTC

Can't really belive that I'm about to say this... But on some stories, I'm actually sorta glad that s/he points us out to the author. Because those are the people who desperatly need help from sites like this.
But, this isn't one of those stories. Yes, it's bad, but... *pulls out a shot gun*

beacon80 February 16 2010, 21:51:06 UTC

I disagree. People are less likely to listen to criticism when presented rudely. Writers are more likely to improve if you leave them helpful reviews.

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