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defiantlygreen February 16 2010, 14:32:25 UTC
WHY WHAT THE FVCK I DON'T EVEN.

If there is one type of Sue I cannot stand, it's the Hermione!Sue. And why? Because more often than not these Suethors will turn her into A CHEAP PLASTIC BARBIE DOLL.

Whatever happened to "it's what on the inside that counts", hmm? The Hermione we all know and love prized intelligence over beauty, and her loved ones over material possessions. The real Hermione believed in equality for everyone, Muggleborns and house-elves included. The real Hermione is brave and loyal and would readily die for the people she loved. The real Hermione would NEVER give up the things she truly believed in, not even if she discovered she was related to the Malfoys. I think, if anything, she'd completely disregard this "revelation" and go on considering the Grangers as her real parents.

I'm sorry, but I just cannot stand Suethors who try to "improve" Hermione by making her a shmexy pureblood. Even if Hermione's physical appearance were to change, I hardly think who she is on the inside would. New looks /=/ new ( ... )

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little_masaouki February 16 2010, 23:22:17 UTC
I'd like to see one where Hermione's appearance and bloodline change and her personality doesn't, and she finds the whole thing annoying. Draco won't stop bitching about how she should be in Slytherin now, but Dumbledore insists there's no reason to resort her. Guys keep hitting on her. Her breasts get in the way when she tries to read.

And - if you want to get a bit poignant - She misses her bushy hair, her brown eyes, and even her oversized teeth.

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wolkenser February 17 2010, 02:44:34 UTC
Her breasts get in the way when she tries to read.

At that point I would seriously consider a reduction.

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little_masaouki February 17 2010, 02:53:52 UTC
I seem to recall (I might be mistaken) that Hermione normally reads with her book in her lap, so I would think (I'm not an expert) that decently large breasts would interfere with that reading position. Anyway the point is to focus on how much 'teh hotness' is interfering with her normal life, which she was perfectly happy with.

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jzygail February 18 2010, 11:14:55 UTC
Well, if they're big enough you can just shove them under their respective arms. (Assuming they're real, of course) ;)

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